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Funny To Put On Water B Quotes & Sayings
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Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.
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Empty your mind, be formless. Shapeless, like water. If you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup. You put water into a bottle and it becomes the bottle. You put it in a teapot it becomes the teapot. Now, water can flow or it can crash. Be water my friend.
Bruce Lee
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A redneck water slide is when you just get a tarp out there, You just put baby oil and some soap on there. Put some water on it. Make a little mud puddle at the end, and have fun with it.
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A woman is like a tea bag. She only knows her strength when put in hot water.
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I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
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One of the scariest things ever is flushing a toilet & seeing the water coming up instead of going down.
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If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.
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The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add whiskey. By diligent effort, I learned to like it.
Winston Churchill
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No matter how much water a sink takes on, it never lives up to its name. The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.
Jarod Kintz
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It looked as if a night of dark intent Was coming, and not only a night, an age. Someone had better be prepared for rage. There would be more than ocean-water broken Before God's last 'Put out the Light' was spoken.
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It's the board I had a problem with. I could totally handle being in the water and stuff. I came here to do my own stunts. Water! Ocean! Action! Big waves! That water, that water has tamed me. You can feel that the world is connected to it.
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Dear Face Wash Commercials, nobody actually splashes their face with water like that. Sincerely, my whole damn bathroom floor is wet.
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A liberal is a person who believes that water can be made to run uphill. A conservative is someone who believes everybody should pay for his water. I'm somewhere in between: I believe water should be free, but that water flows downhill.
Theodore White
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When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
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The water is your friend. You don't have to fight with water, just share the same spirit as the water, and it will help you move.
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It's a beautiful thing, diving into the cool crisp water and then just sort of being able to pull your body through the water and the water opening up for you.
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Chris Hemsworth is like Christopher Reeve in that he can do two things: he can wear a big red cape without a shred of self-consciousness. But he's also funny as hell, and he's so sweet. So with all the fish-out-of-water stuff, he's so funny. So he does almost two jobs in a way.
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Water, water, every where, And all the boards did shrink; Water, water, every where, Nor any drop to drink.
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It is wise to bring some water, when one goes out to look for water
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You better put some water on that damn shit! -Mr. Jones
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