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Funny To Wake Upbby Road Quotes & Sayings
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Dogs and cats instinctively know the exact moment their owners will wake up. Then they wake them 10 minutes sooner.
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When I was little, I used to fall asleep on the sofa and wake up in bed. Now, I pass out on the sofa and wake up on the floor.
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I always write 'Wake Up' on my To-Do-List so I can at least accomplish one thing a day.
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Before someone gets their drivers liscence they should have to beat Rainbow Road on Mario Kart without falling off.
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Wake up, wake up, wake up it's the 1st of the month. To get up, get up, get up so cash your checks and get up.
Layzie Bone
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The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're on the job.
Slappy White
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I'm really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life...so, something that is potentially four months down the road is not just a mile down the road for me, it's a million miles down the road.
Adam Carolla
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Hope is like a road in the country; there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence.
Lin Yutang
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I've risen from the dead. Though sometimes, when I wake up in the morning, I feel like I've died. I swear I'm aging in dog years. But no, I'm not dead. It's funny how stuff like that gets started.
Tony Stewart
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You know, on the road, I never miss a meal. I eat five, six, seven times a day, depending on when I wake up and when I got to sleep. I never miss a training day. I always get my four days out of my seven.
Warren Cuccurullo
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On the road, we've got to find a way to just stay together as a team and find a way to win...I know it's tough on the road, but we're NBA players and we've been in situations like this before. We definitely don't want to be 0-10 on the road.
Brandon Jennings
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The whole world is great! That is...until you wake up.
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How the hell did I wake up & my hairs still done?
Pauly D
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Take God's love in both hands, it's yours, begin a new journey, go a different road, mans road leads nowhere, God's road is right, choose it.
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I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I always wake up screaming.
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If your mom's asleep, don't wake her up.
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I've been doing the Fonda workout: the Peter Fonda workout. That's where I wake up, take a hit of acid, smoke a joint, and run to my sister's house and ask her for money.
Kevin Meaney
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Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. Flee from hate, mischief and jealousy. Don't bury your thoughts, put your vision to reality. Wake up and live!
Bob Marley
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Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. Flee from hate, mischief and jealousy. Don't bury your thoughts, put your vision to reality. Wake up and live!
Bob Marley
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Kids are price less. They are loud, funny, loveable, crazy, funny, and a hand full. Even though they look so peaceful and calm when they're sleeping, you just hope they wake up to see them smile or just hear the sound of little foot steps around the house.
Sinahi Martinez
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