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Funny Ugly Woman Quotes & Sayings
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Ugly. Is irrelevant. It is an immeasurable insult to a woman, and then supposedly the worst crime you can commit as a woman. But ugly, as beautiful, is an illusion.
Margaret Cho
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A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'
Tommy Cooper
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A woman would rather visit her own grave than the place where she has been young and beautiful after she is aged and ugly.
Thomas Hardy
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War begins like a pretty girl with whom every man wants to flirt and ends like an ugly old woman whose visitors suffer and weep.
Samuel Ha-Nagid
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Every man is handsome, every woman is beautiful. Hardships make us ugly.
Ofosu Kwarteng Davis
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Nobody likes you. You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny. Now smile you f*****g douche!
Hank Moody
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Never ever get into fights with ugly people. They have literally and figuratively nothing to lose!
Unknown
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I'm so ugly - My father carries around a picture of the kid who came with his wallet
Rodney Dangerfield
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Buy condoms & when the cashier asks do you need a bag? Just say, No she isn't that ugly!
Unknown
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Having s.. with an ugly person is like bungee jumping, you know your gonna enjoy it but for f*cks sake just dont look down.
Unknown
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You wouldn't ask Rodin to make an ugly sculpture, or me to make a film with an ugly woman.
Roger Vadim
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I do not know if she was virtuous, but she was ugly, and with a woman that is half the battle
Heinrich Heine
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Wit is more necessary than beauty; and I think no young woman ugly that has it, and no handsome woman agreeable without it.
William Wycherley
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Politics is just show business for ugly people.
Jay Leno
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Dear haters, I couldn't help but notice that "awesoME" ends with "ME" and "Ugly" starts with "U".
Unknown
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Never. ever stoppin', but these ni...s steady coppin'. So I'm ugly with the money. Ugly, ugly, Green Goblin.
Jae Millz
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It is better to have an ugly face than an ugly tongue as the ugly face could not hurting others, but the tongue can produce ugly words that hurt.
Siotto Castello
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A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'
Tommy Cooper
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A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'
Tommy Cooper
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If you have a choice between ugly or fat; You can turn lights out on ugly, but you can always feel the fat in the dark.
Unknown
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