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Funny Weight Losholesles Quotes & Sayings
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Most of things in life are easy to lose, and hard to gain. Unfortunately, this isn't in the case for weight...
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If only losing weight was as easy as losing my cell phone, my keys, my temper, or even my mind, Id be SO skinny!
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It saddens me every day when people come up and say, 'OK, how did you lose that weight?' I can't speak about it because I am not an authority on weight loss. I am just not. I am not challenged with a medical situation that's weight-related and that I need to pay attention to.
Renee Zellweger
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I've often heard people talk about 'Walking a mile in my sho...' If the sho.. you are wearing are feeling heavy today, its probably due to the weight upon your shoulders. That weight might be about someone else you are carrying, or the weight of your own head filled with thoughts.
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Its not as simple as it seems. You shift the weight from high above your head, in your right arm, then your left, then rest it on your shoulders, adding more weight to your back, then your legs. You get a full-body workout just by finding out how many positions you can manage without having to set the weight on the ground. You also discover the stronger and weaker spots in your physique.
Matthew McConaughey
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I didn't think I was fat. I just thought I didn't need to gain any weight. But I would drop weight and then I would be comfortable with that number. Then I would lose more weight and that would become my new number.
Tracey Gold
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I think people are more likely to comment on a thin person's weight then the weight of an over weight person. Double standard?
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I would lose weight, but I hate losing.
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I apologize beforehand if I offend you in any weight, shape, or form.
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Hey!! they made a song about your weight called 8675309.
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The only thing I gained from 2012 was weight.
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I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
Rodney Dangerfield
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The three words women most want to hear from a man are, "You lost weight".
Lori Gottlieb
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When the weight of the paper equals the weight of the airplane, only then you can go flying.
Donald Wills Douglas
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The whole thing of weight, I guess it's because there is a wider fascination we all have with weight.
Daniel Day-Lewis
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Gaining weight is like 6393 times easier than losing weight.
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When it comes to boys and her weight, I think Ellenor is much more conservative than I am, and she has not had the dialogue I have had about my weight.
Camryn Manheim
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I'm tired of holdin' up the weight, the weight of the motherfu..in' world. All I want is to just get right.
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My post break-up depression has really helped reverse my holiday weight gain.
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Want to look skinny without losing any weight? Hang out with fat people.
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