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Funny And Weed Lines Quotes & Sayings
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I think we're the only jokeless show on television. I mean really, we have no setups and no punch lines. It's not a joke show. There are funny lines and funny moments but again the comedy is born of the human experience and awkward pauses are a great part of what it is to be human.
Rainn Wilson
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Nowadays they have 12 directors and 15 producers and 30 writers. And all the writers want their lines said a certain way-which isn't necessarily funny. I mean the lines aren't necessarily so funny to begin with.
Tim Conway
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Did you buy your pants on sale? Cause in my room they'd be 100% off.
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Are you from Iraq? Because I think you should Baghdad a.. up.
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I've tried drugs. I do like weed. I have a different outlook on marijuana than America does. I think America's view on weed is ridiculous. If everyone smoked weed, the world would be a better place.
Kirsten Dunst
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There is a chemical in weed called "fu.. it", and if you can just get that in your system it can change your life.
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Weed is from the earth. God put this here for me and you. Take advantage man, take advantage. -Smokey
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As full lines of battle could not be handled through the thick wood, I ordered the advance of the six brigades by heavy skirmish lines, to be followed by stronger supporting lines.
James Longstreet
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I love weed, LOVE IT! Probably always will! But not as much as I love pus..! The end. -Thurgood Jenkins
Half Baked
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In this age, I dont care how tactically or operationally brilliant you are, if you cannot create harmony even vicious harmony on the battlefield based on trust across service lines, across coalition and national lines, and across civilian/military lines, you need to go home, because your leadership is obsolete. We have got to have officers who can create harmony across all those lines.
James Mattis
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If you ain't got a good job and you ain't smokin' weed, then I dont know what the fu.. you are doin' wit your life.
Katt Williams
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A friend with weed is a friend indeed.
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I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got no job...and you ain't got sh*t to do. -Smokey
Friday
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Good weed and cold drinks, thats the motherfu..ing recipe.
Wiz Khalifa
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Im not a star, somebody lied Im rolling weed up in my car and getting high.
Wiz Khalifa
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The only thing wrong with weed is getting caught with it.
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Grandma...little do you know that all the money you keep giving me is being spent on weed.
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All these ni...s smoking weed around me: it's a smoke-a-thon.
Wiz Khalifa
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They say easy friend, there he go talking about weed again, probably cuz of all that weed in him.
Kid Cudi
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Plant and your spouse plants with you; weed and you weed alone.
Jean Jacques Rousseau
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