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George Carlin Home Made Quotes & Sayings
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I remember when I was a kid I used to come home from Sunday School and my mother would get drunk and try to make pancakes
George Carlin
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When Thomas Edison worked late into the night on the electric light, he had to do it by gas lamp or candle. I'm sure it made the work seem that much more urgent.
George Carlin
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Always do whatever's next.
George Carlin
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Think off-center.
George Carlin
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Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.
George Carlin
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One can never know for sure what a deserted area looks like.
George Carlin
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?
George Carlin
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If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
George Carlin
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If we could just find out who's in charge, we could kill him.
George Carlin
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The status quo sucks.
George Carlin
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Religion is just mind control.
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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
George Carlin
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There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.
George Carlin
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
George Carlin
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The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
George Carlin
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
George Carlin
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I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it.
George Carlin
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The caterpillar does all the work but the butterfly gets all the publicity
George Carlin
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I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it
George Carlin
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