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Gettin Drunk Funny Quotes & Sayings
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it's not pregame'n if you have absolutely nowhere to go & nothing to do afterwards. Thats just simply gettin drunk & being a loser
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A female officer pulls over a drunk man. The officer tells him, Anything you say will be held against you! Then the drunk man yells, TITTIES!
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Youre not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
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No officer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!
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I'm gettin money, I'm gettin money, catch me in yo trap and I'm still gettin that money. I'm gettin that money, I'm gettin that money, catch in the club throwing nuthin but them hundreds.
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Listen, I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties.
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I dont make enough money to go on vacation, so I'm just going to get drunk this weekend until I dont know where I am.
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My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look s..y...so I came back drunk.
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Drunk Logic: 'She's only ugly in the face.'
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If you can't take control, let Jesus take the wheel and hope he's not drunk.
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I love how since my dad got laid off all he does is get drunk, sleep, get drunk, & bi... at me for always being out lol.
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When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven!
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Being drunk n happy is good...Being drunk and sad isn't good...But I'm just drunk...Here nor there.
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You know I'll be gettin? my climbin' on. Baby girl'll be gettin' her grindin' on.
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I don't know whats better gettin laid or gettin paid.
Kanye West
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I don't whats better gettin laid or gettin paid.
Kanye West
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so take it while you got it try to get a little more they say I'm gettin better than I ever been before, well thats for sure, tell em what I do rap, keep me fed like a spoon gettin soup.
Mac Miller
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I don't know whats better gettin laid or gettin paid.
Kanye West
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I don't know what's better gettin' laid or gettin' paid.
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I don't need it but I still take the cars and the girls. Went from bout gettin' the money to about gettin' the world.
Tyler The Creator
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