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Hit Mee Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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They played a Chris Brown marathon on the radio station today. It was hit after hit.
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I really think it's crazy that we hit our kids. It really is. Here's the crazy part about it. inds are the only people in the world that you're allowed to hit. Do you realize that? They're the most vulnerable and they're the most destroyed by being hit, but it's totally OK to hit them. And they're the only ones! If you hit a dog, they fu..ing will put you in jail for that shit.
Louis CK
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A man falls down a flight of stairs and somebody rushes over to him and asks, Did you miss a step? No, he answers, I hit every one of them!
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
Wanda Sykes
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
David Ogilvy
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For every ten jokes, thou hast got a hundred enemies.
Laurence Sterne
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A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
TS Eliot
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Always laugh heartily at the jokes your boss tells, it maybe a loyalty test.
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A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes.
Ludwig Wittgenstein
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I've always been terrible on regular sitcoms with lots of jokes. I don't know how to tell jokes.
Rainn Wilson
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Deaf jokes aren't funny, I don't want to hear them.
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A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
TS Eliot
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Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
David Ogilvy
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A civil servant doesn't make jokes
Eugene Ionesco
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Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
George Eliot
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Cripple jokes are so mean, I can't stand them!
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To all those who said I couldn't make jokes about blind people...watch me.
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