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I Have A Beer Belly Quotes & Sayings
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I have a beer belly.
Christy Turlington
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I'm an old-fashioned guy... I want to be an old man with a beer belly sitting on a porch, looking at a lake or something.
Johnny Depp
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Ricky Hatton ain't nothing but a fat man. I'm going to punch him in his beer belly when I see him.
Floyd Mayweather
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I'm an old-fashioned guy... I want to be an old man with a beer belly sitting on a porch, looking at a lake or something.
Johnny Depp
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I'm an old-fashioned guy... I want to be an old man with a beer belly sitting on a porch, looking at a lake or something.
Johnny Depp
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Oh, don't you leave me here but if you must go anyhow. Just leave a dime for beer.
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Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer.
Billy Carter
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You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
Frank Zappa
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I would change policy, bring back natural grass and nickel beer. Baseball is the belly-button of our society. Straighten out baseball, and you straighten out the rest of the world.
Bill Lee
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We're basically after Joe's beer money, and Joe likes his beer, so you better make sure that what you give him is at least as pleasurable to him as having his six-pack of beer would be.
Jerry Pournelle
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A guy sitting with his girlfriend, drinking beer says, "I love you". Girl asks "Is it you or the beer talking?". Boy replies, "Its me. Talking to my beer."
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Homer: Oh, I'll never drink another beer in my life.Vendor: BEER HERE! I GOT BEER!Homer: OOH, I'll take ten!
Patrick Rossiter
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If I have a near-beer, Im near beer. And if Im near beer, Im close to tequila. And if Im close to tequila, Im adjacent to cocaine.
Craig Ferguson
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I'm gonna drink lots of beer and stay out all night.
Homer Simpson
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God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer.
Anne Sexton
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Put it back in the horse! [on tasting his first American beer].
H Allen Smith
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mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes.
Homer Simpson
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The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.
Egyptian Proverb
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Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Benjamin Franklin
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I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.
Homer Simpson
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