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I saw a product on late night tv. It said, you can water your hard-to-reach plants with this product. Who the fu.. would make their plants hard to reach?! I know you need water, but I'm gonna make you hard to reach. I will throw water at you. Hopefully they invent a product before you shrivel and die. And they said, you can have this product for four easy payments of $19.95. I would like to see a product that was available for three easy payments, and one fu..in' complicated payment. We ain't gonna tell you which one it is, but one of these payments is gonna be a bi...: the mailman will get shot to death, the envelope will not seal, and the stamps will be in the wrong denomination...Good luck f*cker! The last payment must be made in wompum!
Mitch Hedberg
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The product, abortion, is skillfully marketed and sold to the woman at the crisis time in her life. She buys the product, finds it defective and wants to return it for a refund. But, it's too late.
Carol Everett
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How did it get so late so soon? Its night before its afternoon. December is here before its June. My goodness how the time has flewn. How did it get so late so soon?
Theodor Geisel
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Everything seems dirtier when it's late at night.
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The best conversations usually happen late at night.
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There are certain things that don't mix well with MS. One is staying up late at night. Another is big, noisy crowds. Well, campaigns are staying up late at night and big noisy crowds.
Ann Romney
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I feel my shows are like a late-night talk show that we settle down and do every night.
John Mayer
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I live in Spain. Oscars are something that are on TV Sunday night. Basically, very late at night. You don't watch, you just read the news after who won or who lost.
Javier Bardem
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Hoping you dance the night away or at least watch other people dance late into the night, or at least stay awake...
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Nothing is better than eating late night meals at all-night diners. Your self-respect goes right in the crapper.
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I felt I had to share Idaho with my friend from New York because he'd shared New York with me, so I was going to share the beauty of nature with a man who went to museums and clubs late at night. But there was nothing to do where I lived at night.
Mariel Hemingway
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Bun an Wayne an Drake in here man this gon be a great night. Look at all these posers bite our swagger like a great white. Try to cross me over I just fake left then I break right. Stupid animal tricks like David Letterman's Late Night.
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I'm the late night special.
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Late at night when all the world is sleeping.
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What I really see myself doing is late-night TV. No woman has ever done it.
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I'm a late-night guy.
Dane Cook
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It's too late to apologize, it's too late. I said it's too late to apologize, it's too late.
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I missed the boat when I was doing Late Night.
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Long late night, conversations with God...winning!
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Those late night text messages when you just confess everything.
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