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If One Eats Beans He Farts Quotes & Sayings
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You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by the way he eats jelly beans.
Ronald Reagan
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I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good and we're just wasting time. You don't have to fry them again after all.
Mitch Hedberg
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When a fat girl eats a cheeseburger, people think, "Ew, eat a salad." When a fat girl eats a salad, people think, "Is she trying to lose weight or something?" ..but when a SKINNY girl eats a cheeseburger, people think, "Wow, she eats and eats and never gains a pound." and when a SKINNY girl eats a salad, people think, "Why is she eating a salad? She doesn't need to lose weight." Like if you think this is true.
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Keep yourselves far from envy; because it eats up and takes away good actions, like a fire eats up and burns wood.
Abu Daud
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It eats you up. It eats you up. And you have to - I had a lot of help. I had a lot of therapy. And I was able to - because it was hard, you know, to - you can't just lay it on friends and children.
Lynn Redgrave
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I want to be one of those people who does yoga & eats berries for breakfast, but I'm one of those people who stays in bed until 4pm and eats pizza.
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What do they give you for a side dish in England for breakfast? Home Fries? Hash Browns? Fresh fruit? Nay, nay. They give you beans. Oh, good. Let's start me off in the morning: empty stomach, cup of black coffee, and some beans. Now let's walk me around London for a little while, getting me all churned up. Put me in a taxi and see what happens. I blew the doors off the taxi.
John Pinette
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Few things make me sadder than when someone farts on a plane and I can't escape it...
Olivia Munn
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I don't give a damn if you think I'm immature, I find farts funny.
Unknown
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I challenge you to find a more loyal pet on which to blame your farts.
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Note to Self: Wearing headphones do not make my farts silent.
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No matter how old you are, when the ketchup bottle farts, it's funny.
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As soon as somebody farts around me, I think it's hilarious. This is something my brothers did that now the boys at work are obsessed with. You cup it, and then you throw it in someone's face and say, Take a bite out of that cheeseburger!
Jennifer Lawrence
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You dont want to mess with the ROCK and SOCK connection. Who are you two popcorn farts?
The Rock
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Me, s..y? I'm just plain ol' beans and rice.
Pam Grier
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Oy! Oy, alright! Cool the beans, Rambo.
Donna Noble
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Starbucks now spends more on health care than it does on coffee beans.
Will Marshall
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Kids are like farts, you only like your own.
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I ate his ribs... with some pinto beans and a shot o' Jack Daniel's.
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Supposing everyone lived at one time what would they say. They would observe that stringing string beans is universal.
Gertrude Stein
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