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It Only Takes One Bad Egg T Quotes & Sayings
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It may be hard for an egg to turn into a bird: it would be a jolly sight harder for it to learn to fly while remaining an egg. We are like eggs at present. And you cannot go on indefinitely being just an ordinary, decent egg. We must be hatched or go bad.
C S Lewis
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It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells... to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin.
Dave Barry
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A drunken man was dreaming that he died and reincarnated on earth as a chicken. He became heavy and tried to lay an egg! He pushed and pushed and laid the 1st egg, then the 2nd. He was pushing to lay a 3rd egg when his wife screamed ''James! You're shitting on the bed!"
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I bet you think an egg is something you casually order for breakfast when you can't think of anything else. Well, so did I once, but that was before the egg and I.
Claudette Colbert
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A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg.
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The egg of every species of animal or plant carries a definite number of bodies called chromosomes. The sperm carries the same number. Consequently, when the sperm unites with the egg, the fertilized egg will contain the double number of chromosomes.
Thomas Hunt Morgan
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I sit down with my daughter and I said, 'Do you know how babies get here?' And she said, 'Well, the lady has an egg inside of her, and the man has sperm inside of him, and the sperm meets the egg, and that's how the lady gets pregnant.' And I said, 'Do you know how the sperm meets the egg?' She said, 'Does the man pee on the woman?' I said, 'Sometimes, but that's $35 extra.'
Robert Schimmel
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I'm a genius, take notes, I'll split your egg to the egg yolk. I'll be dead before I be dead broke. Still burn money, my bread toast.
Lil Wayne
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You know how fighting fish do it? They blow bubbles and in each one of those bubbles is an egg and they float the egg up to the surface. They keep this whole heavy nest of eggs floating, and they're constantly repairing it. It's as if they live in both elements.
Audre Lorde
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When you start with a portrait and search for a pure form, a clear volume, through successive eliminations, you arrive inevitably at the egg. Likewise, starting with the egg and following the same process in reverse, one finishes with the portrait.
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A so called 'bad bi...' doesn't need to keep reminding other's that she's a bad bi.... She keeps her lips sealed and takes the compliments.
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Yeah I made some bad choices in life but it takes a man to own up to what he has do and it takes an even bigger man to better himself from it.
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It takes no more time to see the good side of life than it takes to see the bad
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Sitting here now today, I can forgive a lot of the English people because it only takes a hand full of bad people to do something stupid like that and it can make the whole country look bad.
Marvin Hagler
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Life takes its path and sometimes there are people to blame. Of course there are bad people in this world. Good, bad, it happens unfortunately. But in a way I think if there was more focus on the good, more good would happen.
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Death takes the good, too good to stay, And leaves the bad, too bad to take away.
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Recovery takes time. It takes falling down & getting back up a lot. But more importantly it takes you not defining yourself with when you fall.
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Sometimes it takes a bad situation to figure out all the good in your life!
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do not forget that feeling you get when something bad happens and the first person you want to tell is your best friend. do not let them get away, because once they do they are not coming back. one you let them get away, once youve hurt them, once youve changed, they will not ever forget it. sooner or later you will realize that losing a best friend is almost as bad as losing all your friends. but sometimes you just have to let go and see where life takes you because you never know where you will end up.
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Taking a picture with my friends takes hours because if someone looks bad it MUST be deleted.
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