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Jokes About Lagging Computers Quotes & Sayings
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So you wanna hear a joke, its not funny so you wont laugh, so there are three tomatoes walking down the street mamma tomato pappa tomato and baby tomato, so baby tomato starts lagging behind and pappa tomato gets mad and goes back and squashes baby tomato and says ketchup.
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What do you call a computer that can sing? A dell.
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The future lies in designing and selling computers that people don't realize are computers at all.
Adam Osborne
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The difference between e-mail and regular mail is that computers handle e-mail, and computers never decide to come to work one day and shoot all the other computers.
Jamais Cascio
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That's the new way - with computers, computers, computers. That's the way we can have the cell survive and get some new information in high resolution. We started about five years ago and, today, I think we have reached the target.
Lennart Nilsson
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There is a computer disease that anybody who works with computers knows about. It's a very serious disease and it interferes completely with the work. The trouble with computers is that you 'play' with them!
Richard Feynman
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People don't understand computers. Computers are magical boxes that do things. People believe what computers tell them.
Bruce Scheneier
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Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.
Edward Shepherd Mead
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We are lagging far behind comparable countries in overcoming the disadvantages Indigenous people face.
Malcolm Fraser
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And computers are getting smarter all the time: scientists tell us that soon they will be able to talk to us. (By they I mean computers: I doubt scientists will ever be able to talk to us.)
Dave Barry
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And computers are getting smarter all the time: scientists tell us that soon they will be able to talk to us. (By they I mean computers: I doubt scientists will ever be able to talk to us.)
Dave Barry
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers.
Sydney J Harris
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The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers.
Sydney J Harris
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Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy.
Joseph Campbell
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Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
Pablo Picasso
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They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction.
Janet Reno
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Computers will never replace good old-fashioned human stupidity.
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Computer science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.
Edsger Dijkstra
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I take computers practically apart and put them back together. I have a supercomputer I built over the years out of different computers.
Jared Leto
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