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Kids Holidays 2012 Funny Quotes & Sayings
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I hate those holidays that fall on a Monday where you don't get mail, those fake holidays like Columbus Day. What did Christopher Columbus do, discover America? If he hadn't, somebody else would have and we'd still be here. Big deal.
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I also hate those holidays that fall on a Monday where you don't get mail, those fake holidays like Columbus Day. What did Christopher Columbus do, discover America? If he hadn't, somebody else would have and we'd still be here. Big deal.
John Waters
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Here's the thing - I'm single, I haven't been married, I don't have kids yet. If I do have kids I would be interested to see them in my life, so here's a movie for kids and I'm in there and I'm supposed to be kind of funny for kids.
Garry Shandling
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If the world ends in 2012, I've wasted my whole life in school.
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Kids, it was the summer of 2012 and your Aunt Robin was in this movie called The Avengers.
Tom Arnold
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My goal for 2014 is to accomplish the goals of 2013, which I should have done in 2012, because I promised them in 2011 and planned them in 2010.
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I hope the world ends in 2012 so I can't be held accountable for my New Year's resolutions.
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I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
Henry Youngman
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If all the year were playing holidays, to sport would be as tedious as to work.
William Shakespeare
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I can't believe it's 2012 and there is still no fold button on my dryer.
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The only thing I gained from 2012 was weight.
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The holiest of all holidays are those kept by ourselves in silence and apart; the secret anniversaries of the heart.
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
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Holidays - Have no pity
Eugenio Montale
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Dear God, my prayer for 2012 is a fat bank account and a thin body. Please don't mix these up like you did this year.
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Nothing says Holidays, like a cheeze log....
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Gaining 20 lbs over the holidays makes your New Year's resolution of losing 10 less impressive.
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Kids are price less. They are loud, funny, loveable, crazy, funny, and a hand full. Even though they look so peaceful and calm when they're sleeping, you just hope they wake up to see them smile or just hear the sound of little foot steps around the house.
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Snooki is expecting her baby on December 21, 2012. I guess the Mayans knew what they were talking about...
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When I have children I am going to make them watch the movie 2012 and tell them I survived that like a Boss!
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Welcome to 2012: Presidents are black, rappers are white, and asians play basketball.
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