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Milk Mascarading As Cream Quotes & Sayings
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Animal rights group PETA is urging Ben and Jerry's to replace the milk they use in their ice cream with human breast milk. After which, Ben and Jerry's introduced their new flavor, Chocolate Chip Minkcuz they're not gonna use breast milk.
Seth Meyers
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Friendship is like milking a cow. If you milk too often, you won't get much milk. If you don't milk enough, the milk is sour and the cow is soar. But if you milk regularly, the milk is sweet, plentiful, and the cow is happy.
Aimee Scott
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I love milk so much! I make a point of drinking a glass of milk every day. So now anyone who did those milk ads with the milk mustaches, they're my heroes.
Natalie Portman
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No use crying over spilled milk. But I will cry over melted ice cream.
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It is not well for a man to pray cream and live skim milk.
Henry Ward Beecher
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Ice cream was my undoing, and six chocolate milk shakes in a row were nothing to me at one time.
Kate Smith
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Aye cream cheese and a bagel. Have a glass of milk and an ego. I'm rockin pjs and no shirt. I smoke weed eat yogurt.
Mac Miller
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A boxer's diet should be low in fat and high in proteins and sugar. Therefore you should eat plenty of lean meat, milk, leafy vegetables, and fresh fruit and ice cream for sugar.
Gene Tunney
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Look at the average American diet: ice cream, butter, cheese, whole milk, all this fat. People don't realize how much of this stuff you get by the end of the day. High blood pressure is from all this high-fat eating.
Jack LaLanne
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Stop crying over spilled milk. Im sure there's more milk to fill your glass right back up.
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You can milk a holiday party better than Brett Favre can milk an NFL career.
Unknown
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There's no use in crying over spilled milk, unless that milk is Yoohoo.
Unknown
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Hey, look at all this milk. You want some of this milk?
Billy Madison
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Beat the street, this rap shit cake and ice cream. fu.. the selling words, bi... I sold ice cream.
Young Jeezy
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If I could eat ice cream every day without gaining weight, I would. I love ice cream.
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You can pour melted ice cream on regular ice cream. It's like a sauce!
Chris Pratt
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I think that by following the route that I have tried to outline, one gets into a much more interesting and productive series of questions than those that result from saying simply that Chinese don't like milk because they don't like milk.
Marvin Harris
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I have a lot of secret uses for sour cream, which is the magic ingredient in my mac and cheese. It's an old-timey, Southern version, and the sour cream makes it that much creamier. Oh, it's so good!
Paula Deen
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When a woman gives birth to a child, the child needs to be able to digest the mother's milk; but when this child is old enough to begin to eat other foods, there is some switching off of this ability to consume milk.
Marvin Harris
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My joking answer to this question is that I leave a bowl of milk out on the back porch every night for the Idea Fairy. In the morning, the milk is gone and there's a brand-new shiny idea by the bowl.
Sarah Zettel
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