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Miserable Jokes Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Miserable Jokes" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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When life gives you lemons, go find a kid with a paper cut and make his life miserable.
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I'm not done yet making people miserable. If they're going to make me miserable, then I'm going to make them miserable.
Brett Hull
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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People think I'm a miserable sod but it's only because I get asked such bloody miserable questions.
Nick Cave
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I've finally figured out that surrounding yourself with miserable people will only make you miserable as well.
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I think at times I appear to be miserable when I am not... I might be having quite a good thought at that moment, but it seems I look miserable. I am not.
Damon Hill
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
Wanda Sykes
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To be blind is not miserable; not to be able to bear blindness, that is miserable.
John Milton
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I've been on jobs where there's that one actor who is just a miserable, miserable no-good, dirty bastard, and it just turns the whole process sour.
Joe Pantoliano
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People say that Im miserable all the time. Its not that Im miserable, its just that somebodys yelling at meI literally, sometimes, have to keep myself from cryingIts a physical reaction to the energy thats thrown at you.
Kristen Stewart
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Miserable being must find more miserable being, then he is happy...
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?
Carrie Snow
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Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?
Carrie P Snow
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For instance, he says I let him play golf, and he says, he lets me be miserable in my job. Now - that doesn't quite sound right, does it? But nonetheless, I think for the first time in my life, I'm not going to be miserable in my life when I come and work at CNN.
Connie Chung
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Miserable is a good thing, though. If you start the day miserable, nobody else can screw up your day.
Jake Roberts
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Oftentimes. When people are miserable, they will want to make other people miserable, too. But it never helps.
Lemony Snicket
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I've always been terrible on regular sitcoms with lots of jokes. I don't know how to tell jokes.
Rainn Wilson
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A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes.
Ludwig Wittgenstein
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For every ten jokes, thou hast got a hundred enemies.
Laurence Sterne
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