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Mommy And Daddy Time Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Mommy And Daddy Time" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. Underneath the mistletoe last night. She didn't see me creep down the stairs to have a peep; She thought that I was tucked up in my bedroom fast asleep. Then, I saw mommy tickle Santa Claus Underneath his beard so snowy white; Oh, what a laugh it would have been. If daddy had only seen. mommy kissing Santa Claus, last night.
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Bad parents ALWAYS put themselves first before their kids. Good parents realize the kids come first, but once in awhile Mommy and Daddy MUST have some personal time and pleasure!
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Once you grow past Mommy and Daddy coming running when you're hurt, you're really on your own. You're alone, and there's no one to help you.
Octavia Butler
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Hey dumb a.. I bought my own car, not mommy and daddy!
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The best s.. education for kids is when Daddy pats Mommy on the fanny when he comes home from work.
William Masters
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Your daddy is a wine, and your mommy's quite insane. From altar boy to sewer rat, you don't give a damn.
Megadeth
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There was no kneeling, there was no ring, no nothing. This is an awful engagement story. What I'm I going to say to my kids? Well, mommy really wanted to get married, so daddy said, alrighty. So un-romantic.
Charlotte York
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Some people need to grow up you're supposed to be independent in a couple years mommy and daddy arent gonna be there to hand you hundreds forever.
Unknown
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Dashiki: Now kids, what do we say to a man that Mommy just met? Kids: Are you my daddy?
Don't Be A Menace
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Mommy, why does daddy cuss the TV and call it Howard?
Howard Cosell
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The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pu... when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"
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I love you mommy. 'I don't have any money, try your dad.' I love you daddy.
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New no limit, mommy no gimmicks, Maybach Benz, mommy jump in it.
Lil Romeo
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You may not be my biological father, but you're the one that I'm proud to call daddy. Thank you for being the best daddy in the world. Love you daddy.
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Sometimes, you know, the president is a father-like figure in American society, to most Americans, even today, no matter how cynical we've become. And people don't want to think that daddy's a bum all the time. They don't want to think that Daddy's a liar, a cheat and a fraud.
Alec Baldwin
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Mommy smoked but she didn't want us to. She saw smoke coming out of the barn one time, so we got whipped.
Loretta Lynn
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I'd lose my mind if I heard my kid call the nanny Mommy.
Toni Braxton
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If my mama and daddy would've stayed together, one of them would've been dead, and the other would have been locked up for it.
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I remember Mr. Mayer very well. He sort of liked to be the father - no, he liked to be treated like you thought he was Daddy, but he didn't treat you like Daddy at all.
Jackie Cooper
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My baby daddy isn't just going to be my baby daddy...He is going to be my husband.
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