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Mother Daughtery Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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The child had his mother's eyes, his mother's nose, and his mother's mouth. Which leaves his mother with a pretty blank expression.
Robert Benchley
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My friend Myron tells me, 'Last year on Mother's Day the whole family got together for a big dinner and afterward, when Mom started to clean up, I said to her, 'Don't bother with those dishes, Mom. Today is Mother's Day, you can always do them tomorrow.'
Joey Adams
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India was the mother of our race and Sanskrit the mother of Europe's languages. She was the mother of our philosophy, mother through the Arabs, of much of our mathematics, mother through Buddha, of the ideals embodied in Christianity, mother through village communities of self-government and democracy. Mother India is in many ways the mother of us all.
Will Durant
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When my mother died, I had to go on air that night and do jokes.
Graham Kennedy
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There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it.
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I think I'd be a good mother. Maybe a little overprotective. Like I would never let the kid out, of my body.
Wendy Liebman
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I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, Six should be enough.
Les Dawson
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Children always know when company is in the living room - they can hear their mother laughing at their father's jokes
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
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I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed Dolly Parton was my mother and I was a bottle-baby.
Henry Youngman
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
Wanda Sykes
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Food, love, career, and mother, the four major guilt groups.
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
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There is no theoretical study of motherhood. You know, before I became a mother, I did play a mother, but I was like - I was more thinking of my own mother. I was doing my mother.
Joan Chen
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For every ten jokes, thou hast got a hundred enemies.
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I've always been terrible on regular sitcoms with lots of jokes. I don't know how to tell jokes.
Rainn Wilson
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A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes.
Ludwig Wittgenstein
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Deaf jokes aren't funny, I don't want to hear them.
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Always laugh heartily at the jokes your boss tells, it maybe a loyalty test.
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A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
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