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My Ass Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "My Ass" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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People think, 'Wow, you're an actress, so people must be really nice to you and kiss your ass.' NOBODY kisses my ass.
Alicia Silverstone
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I named my hard drive 'That Ass' so once a month my computer asks me if I want to back 'That Ass' up.
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Everybody say that I'm a young a.. bi... til I caught my first case now I'm a thug a.. bi....
Lil B
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Friends are like underwear .... Some crawl up your ass... Some snap under pressure... Some don't have the strength to hold you up... Some get a little twisted... Some are your favorite... Some are cheap and just plain nasty... And some actually do cover your a.. when u need them too.
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I was never exposed to a great deal of racism, but the Chicago I grew up in was very, very segregated. If I went four blocks from my house, I was in a bad neighborhood where I might get my a.. handed to me by someone who was black. If I went a mile farther, I might get my a.. handed to me by someone who was white.
Don Cornelius
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You want a match? My face and your ass, how about that friend. I mean your a.. and my face. What's up.
Joe Dirt
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D*ck in the booty a.. ni......Old take another dude to the movies a.. ni....
Ludacris
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Same ni..., with the flow. Same ni... that'll spin a ni...'s a.. up, throw his a.. in the trunk. I'm a representative, for the Assholes. Try to run up on me, I'll teach a ni... how to stunt.
Trae Tha Truth
11 Likes
You know, you'll walk by a construction site and it's like, 'You kiss your mama with that ass?' What does that even mean? I don't kiss my mama with my a.. because it's back there! My lips are up here, so that's weird. It worked though, 'cause I turned around and was like, 'What does that mean?!' So he won.
Michelle Trachtenberg
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I'm not gonna get my a.. kicked, Mankind ain't gonna get his a.. kicked, so that leaves one person and that's you, Vince.
Stone Cold Steve Austin
19 Likes
Shawty bust it open for me, I might throw this cash. Shawty throw that a.. like a Hail Mary pass. I'm fu..ing me a new chick every night. Make that a.. clap, I don't care about that cellulite.
Juicy J
10 Likes
I grab a dog. I choke him and I kick the shit out of him. All day long got my foot up a dog's ass. Just bang, bang, bang up his ass. That's my pleasure. -Mr. Jones
Friday
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I'll kiss you you bi... a.. ni.... That the hood won't miss you you bi... a.. ni....
Jadakiss
14 Likes
I love ya a.. like Milhouse love Lisa. I love ya a.. like the ninja turtles love pizza.
Drake
17 Likes
i jus dont give a fu.. about y'all snake a.. bi...z u aint shit! U cn kiss ma bluck a.. crack
Prince Mapfuwa
62 Likes
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There are three things that Black people need to tell the truth about. Number one: Rodney King should've gotten his a.. beat for being drunk in a Honda a white part of Los Angeles. Number two: O.J. did it! And number three: Rosa Parks didn't do nuthin' but sit her Black a.. down!
Cedric The Entertainer
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Nature shows suck ass, though cobras are pretty sweet. Pretty much any animal that has a gang named after it is pretty bad ass. I would go for an animal combo, like a bear that carried a cobra...total unstoppable force. Give that thing wings and humanity is f***ed.
Pete Wentz
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It's coming out of the a.. of the ass. -Beavis
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Theres a lot of talk that I flipped over in a golf cart, thats fu..ing true. It did happen like three days ago. My a.. is on fire right now. My side hurt, my mouth hurt I bust my ass. Id show you the marks, but I dont wanna pull my pants down right now. I got my teeth fixed the same day. Rich ni... teeth.
T-Pain
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Grove street, blood with two deep. Dont get your a.. deep, dont get your a.. deep.
Waka Flocka
5 Likes
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