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Neighbor Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Knock knock I'm at your neighbor house. Straight cash I bought ya neighbor out. You should come to the housewarming. Come and see what your new neighbor 'bout.
Jay Z
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A real diplomat is one who can cut his neighbor's throat without having his neighbor notice it.
Trygve Lie
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A real diplomat is one who can cut his neighbor's throat without having his neighbor notice it.
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Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours.
Ronald Reagan
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If a man loudly blesses his neighbor early in the morning, it will be taken as a curse.
Proverbs 27:14
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If State Farm were such a good neighbor they'd come over and pick up all the dog shit in my yard.
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In the Lord's Prayer, the first petition is for daily bread. No one can worship God or love his neighbor on an empty stomach.
Woodrow Wilson
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Happiness is sitting down to watch slides of your neighbor's vacation and finding out he spent two weeks at a nudist colony.
Johnny Carson
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Each man takes care that his neighbor shall not cheat him. But a day comes when he begins to care that he does not cheat his neighbor. Then all goes well -- he has changed his market-cart into a chariot of the sun.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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I want you to be concerned about your next door neighbor. Do you know your next door neighbor?
Mother Teresa
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Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. And recovery is when Jimmy Carter loses his.
Ronald Reagan
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Its a recession when your neighbor loses his job; its a depression when you lose your own.
Harry S Truman
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If you must love your neighbor as yourself, it is at least as fair to love yourself as your neighbor.
Nicholas De Chamfort
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I'm fairly sure that my cute next door neighbor thinks I'm a stalker. She wrote it on Facebook, Twitter and even in both of her diaries.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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In heaven there are two distinct loves, love to the Lord and love towards the neighbor, in the inmost or third heaven love to the Lord, in the second or middle heaven love towards the neighbor.
Emanuel Swedenborg
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My diabetic neighbor died in his sleep. I forgot to wish him 'sweet dreams.'
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See your neighbor as he truly is.
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Please won't you be my neighbor?
Fred Rogers
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Luckier than one's neighbor, but still not happy.
Euripides
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