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Pancakes Funny Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Pancakes Funny" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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I want pancakes! God, do you people understand every language except English? Yo quiero pancakes! Donnez moi pancakes! Click click bloody click pancakes! -Stewie Griffin
Family Guy
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True love is waking up next to your partner and thinking Well, I could smother them with a pillow or make breakfast. Sigh. Pancakes it is.
Unknown
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Dont go looking for pancakes when you have flapjacks at home.
Jarod Kintz
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I think children are like pancakes. You sort of ruin the first one, and you get better at it the second time around.
Kelly Ripa
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The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.
W C Fields
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I certainly don't sit around in the morning making pancakes listening to Whitehouse or anything.
Thurston Moore
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Waffles are just pancakes with syrup traps...
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But unfortunately, when you have a kid, you sometimes eat everything they leave behind. So far today I've had some of her leftover pancakes with peanut butter.
Joely Fisher
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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Bill Clinton's foreign policy experience stems mainly from having breakfast at the International House of Pancakes.
Pat Buchanan
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Pancakes, all that, I ain't got love for these bi...es. I swear it be rare if I call back. Wake up with 'em, I put d..k in 'em.
D Block
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Every diabetic has foods that wont work for them sending your blood sugar soaring. Mine are pancakes and soda.
Nick Jonas
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Fat girls will chow down a bunch of pancakes today without even chewing and tomorrow will moan about their lack of beach body for summer.
Unknown
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I remember when I was a kid I used to come home from Sunday School and my mother would get drunk and try to make pancakes
George Carlin
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Breakfast is my specialty. I admit it's the easiest meal to cook, but I make everything with a twist, like lemon ricotta pancakes or bacon that's baked instead of fried.
Hugh Jackman
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He who goes to bed hungry dreams of pancakes.
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I gotta show em' how to eat right man, that's all...I got all five food groups. Pancakes, sausage-egg McMuffin, cinnamon roll, large orange juice...I just be juiced all day.
Chad Ochocinco
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I can still memory - taste the fresh buttermilk pancakes and hot buttermilk biscuits - both made with lard! - that were cooked on the top, or in the oven, of that ancient iron stove.
Vernon L Smith
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Blood is thicker then water, but maple syrup is thicker then blood so technically pancakes are more important than family.
Unknown
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For Sunday breakfast, I make orange and ricotta pancakes, crepes and eggs. You know men, we usually go for breakfast because it's the easiest thing to cook and then we try to make it seem fancy.
Hugh Jackman
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