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Ralphie Mayite Your Tongue Quotes & Sayings
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Gams, stems, wheels... whatever.
Ralphie May
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I'm more stoned than a biblical whor...
Ralphie May
24 Likes
If you can take a d..k in the ass, you can DAMN sure take a joke!
Ralphie May
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I may have cut it a little close, but youll have heard that already by now!
Ralphie May
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So, are we like best friends now that youve seen whats in my freezer?
Ralphie May
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That man that hath a tongue, I say, is no man, if with his tongue he cannot win a woman.
William Shakespeare
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I was sweating like R. Kelly at the Kids Choice Awards.
Ralphie May
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Man, Ive got forty pounds of underwear!
Ralphie May
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Man, I havent liked you since you froze Han Solo.
Ralphie May
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Let me get a Jumbo Jizzack with cheese like a motha fu..a!
Ralphie May
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My neighborhood is so bad. This is how we have to order at the drive-thru if we wanna stay alive...
Ralphie May
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I hate comics that try to change the world. That's not my job. That's for the king. I'm the jester. I'm there to make you laugh.
Ralphie May
6 Likes
I got a little bit o black in me. I didnt get that big d..k though...I got bad credit, aint that a bi...?
Ralphie May
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It is better to have an ugly face than an ugly tongue as the ugly face could not hurting others, but the tongue can produce ugly words that hurt.
Siotto Castello
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Jesus was a pothead Long hair, beard, sandals, carpenter. Do the math, it all adds up. Living with 12 guys with no visible means of support.
Ralphie May
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The temp was 80 and I'm cruisin with my lady. Playin some Ralphie Vagon, ooh baby baby.
Lil Rob
6 Likes
Last Comic Standing was a great opportunity and it was a great learning experience. Even though I didn't win, I've had more success than the actual winner.
Ralphie May
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My wife is also a standup comic, so it's something for me that's awesome. She's a beautiful girl. I really married above my level. She was with me when I was a lot heavier and a lot broker and when you have that type of thing in your life you can do anything you're given.
Ralphie May
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I have a lot of pride in the fact that I don't do a lot of fat material. I give people who are overweight a positive role model that their whole life doesn't have to be fixated on that.
Ralphie May
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I live in a very dangerous part of Los Angeles? its called Los Angeles.
Ralphie May
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