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Rodney Dangerfield Money Marriage Quotes & Sayings
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My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.
Rodney Dangerfield
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield
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I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
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I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
Rodney Dangerfield
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I was so poor growing up...if I wasn't a boy...I'd have nothing to play with.
Rodney Dangerfield
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We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations - we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together.
Rodney Dangerfield
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My marriage is on the rocks again; yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.
Rodney Dangerfield
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Everyone says that looks don't matter, age doesn't matter, money doesn't matter. But I never met a girl yet who has fallen in love with an old ugly man who's broke.
Rodney Dangerfield
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When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
Rodney Dangerfield
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With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have s.. every night. Now, we'll never see each other!
Rodney Dangerfield
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My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield
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The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.
Rodney Dangerfield
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What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.
Rodney Dangerfield
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When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
Rodney Dangerfield
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My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend.
Rodney Dangerfield
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My wife wants s.. in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.
Rodney Dangerfield
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I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.
Rodney Dangerfield
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I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.
Rodney Dangerfield
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I met the surgeon general - he offered me a cigarette.
Rodney Dangerfield
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I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.
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