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Shorts Status Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Shorts Status" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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I hate it when you sit down in shorts and suddenly your thighs look 9867484949 times fatter.
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Wearing a hoodie and shorts because youre confused about the weather.
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OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back?
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There was one thing where David Cross was doing a scene and he was showing me his cutoff shorts and he throws them at my chest. And he had to stop throwing them at my chest because every time he did I started laughing. And it was so funny. It would have been so funny on the show but it's not even on the show anymore because I couldn't do it without laughing. He would just hurl the shorts into my chest. I robbed all the viewers of a funny thing because I couldn't stop laughing.
Michael Cera
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Eat my shorts!
Matt Groening
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eat my shorts!!
Bart Simpson
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Actually no, my status wasn't aimed at you, but hey, if the shoe fits, feel free to wear it.
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Actually no, my status wasn't aimed at you, but hey, if the shoe fits, feel free to wear it.
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Success sometimes can really bite you in the shorts.
Donny Osmond
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85 degrees out, shorts, and a tank....this is a tease. I just want summer!
Kendall Jenner
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Nobody has gotten a hand job in cargo shorts since 'nam! -Seth
Superbad
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We're obsessed with the way Kate looks, Wellington boots with shorts? Who else could get away with that?
Rachel Zoe
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Facebook needs a Drama of the day section in my news feed.
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Oh, it's sunny outside. I better update my Facebook status for all of my friends that don't have windows.
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People wear shorts to the Broadway theater. There should be a law against that.
Stanley Tucci
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Dress for the weather. If its hot, wear shorts if you want to. Who cares what people say.
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Liking your own status, is like high-fiving yourself in public...
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Michael Jordan always wore his Carolina shorts under his Bulls' uniform.
Lorrie Fair
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One of the things I had a hard time getting used to when I came to California in '78 was Santa Claus in shorts.
Dennis Franz
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Leverage your brand. You shouldn't let two guys in a garage eat your shorts.
Guy Kawasaki
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