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Sleeping Were The Crabs At Quotes & Sayings
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So if anybody wants to get me something, get me 60 crabs - one for each year. I don't want no diamonds, I don't want no sho.., I don't want no party. I want some crabs.
Patti LaBelle
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Emcees is crabs in a barrel pass the Old Bay.
MF Doom
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Drop a heart, break a name. We're always sleeping in, and sleeping for the wrong team.
Fall Out Boy
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I love sleeping in a moving car more than sleeping in bed.
Ben Stein
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There is a saying in Baltimore that crabs may be prepared in fifty ways and that all of them are good.
H L Mencken
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My girlfriend has crabs, I bought her fishnet stockings.
Jay London
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We spent a lot of time on the beach when I was young so I'd also take pictures of seaweed and crabs.
Graeme Le Saux
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bi...es is like crabs in a butcket You see a bad bi... gettin shine you should love it ¥
Nicki Minaj
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May the itch of a thousand crabs affect the one who ruins your day and may their arms be too short to scratch.
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Parents sleeping = You being quiet as a mouse. You sleeping = Parents decide to vacuum for 2 hours.
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The only thing that I'm obsessed with is sleeping and actually, it is more than an obsession, it is a pleasure. I love sleeping so much that I could do it 12 hours a day if I didn`t have to turn on the alarm clock...and still, sometimes.
Christian Bale
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I just hate sleeping alone, I hate sleeping alone. So shes here and were both so throwed.
Drake
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bi..., how bout you put some sand in your vagina, make them crabs feel more at home.
Unknown
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As a girl, you're supposed to love Sleeping Beauty. I mean who wants to love Sleeping Beauty when you can be Aladdin?
Ellen Page
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Fortunately I know how to counter it, the man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink. The man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition, from the man who did the waking.
Johnny Depp
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Some people who take sleep aids may actually have a serious sleep disorder that the sleeping pills could be masking. By far, the most people we see are those who cant stay awake during the day, and thats usually because they arent sleeping well at night or cant get to sleep because of insomnia.
John Ancy
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Whenever the competition is sleeping is when I shine.Whenever the competition is sleeping is when I shine.
Kim Collins
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Most STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situation. 1. At movies: hey! What are you doing here? Me: I sell tickets in black here. Don't you know? ... ... 2. In bus: A fat lady steps on my feet: Sorry did that hurt? Me: No not at all. I'm on local anesthesia . Y don't you try again?:O 3. When I got woken up at midnight by a call: sorry! Were you sleeping? Me: Na! I was doing research on whether monkeys in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping, you stupid fool? 4. when they see me with shorter hair: hey Have you had a haircut? Me: Nah! Its autumn. my hairs shedding.! 5. When someone call on land-line and asks where are you? Me: M in market with telephone around my neck LOL :P :P :P
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Most STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situation. 1. At movies: hey! What are you doing here? Me: I sell tickets in black here. Don't you know? ... ... 2. In bus: A fat lady steps on my feet: Sorry did that hurt? Me: No not at all. I'm on local anesthesia . Y don't you try again?:O 3. When I got woken up at midnight by a call: sorry! Were you sleeping? Me: Na! I was doing research on whether monkeys in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping, you stupid fool? 4. when they see me with shorter hair: hey Have you had a haircut? Me: Nah! Its autumn. my hairs shedding.! 5. When someone call on land-line and asks where are you? Me: M in market with telephone around my neck LOL :P :P :P
Unknown
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Suddenly I know I'm not sleeping.
Evanescence
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