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Sperm That Won Quotes & Sayings
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I sit down with my daughter and I said, 'Do you know how babies get here?' And she said, 'Well, the lady has an egg inside of her, and the man has sperm inside of him, and the sperm meets the egg, and that's how the lady gets pregnant.' And I said, 'Do you know how the sperm meets the egg?' She said, 'Does the man pee on the woman?' I said, 'Sometimes, but that's $35 extra.'
Robert Schimmel
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Whenever you're feeling down, remember; you're the sperm that won.
Unknown
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The egg of every species of animal or plant carries a definite number of bodies called chromosomes. The sperm carries the same number. Consequently, when the sperm unites with the egg, the fertilized egg will contain the double number of chromosomes.
Thomas Hunt Morgan
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I won't keep calling you anymore. Worrying for nothing and waiting for something. I won't be doing all of that again. I will never ran up to your door and hoping you'll hug me. I won't be searching for you hoping you'll be waiting for me. I won't be running away from you wondering if you'll chase after me. I won't be doing those again. I won't be worry anymore because worry hurts more than anything. Since then your cold-heart won't be killing my inside any longer.
Mielya Saladdin
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I wish I could go back to being a sperm cell, those were the days.
Unknown
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Your sperm's in the gutter, your love's in the sink.
Jethro Tull
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Sperm is a bandit in its pure state.
Emile M Cioran
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Politicians are like sperm. One in a million turn out to be an actual human being.
Unknown
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When sperm and egg unite, something goes from inanimate to animate. It is life.
Mitt Romney
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I wonder if a receptionist at a sperm bank has ever used the phrase: 'Thanks for coming.'
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Football is a fertility festival. Eleven sperm trying to get into the egg. I feel sorry for the goalkeeper.
Bjork
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Taking final exams? Good luck. I believe in you. But I also believe that snakes are sperm on the egg that is Earth, so my beliefs are iffy.
Unknown
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This time it's over I'm keeping my heart, I'm gonna be strong and not fall apart...it'll get better, I'll no longer cry... in a couple of weeks I won't want to die, I won't want to go back. I'll be able to sleep, it won't hurt so bad and it won't hurt so deep!
Unknown
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Everybody Google it, because that's why the water is salty. fu..ing whale sperm.
Snooki
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People forget we come from an embryo and we're part sperm and part ovary. We have both sides in us.
Michelle Rodriguez
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I cherish the day. I won't go astray. I won't be afraid. You won't catch me running.
Sade
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The Clinton era is over. I think that there would even have been a certain amount of rejoicing among some Republicans if Gore had won or if Ralph Nader had won or if Satan had won.
Tucker Carlson
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I won't look back, and wonder if that kiss would feel just like it did before. I won't look back, and wonder if you even miss us anymore. I won't look back, and even wish you were mine once again. Because one of these days, I won't look back and that's a fact.
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Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: 'Local sperm bank. You jack it, we pack it. How may I help you?'
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Calling someone fat, won't make you skinnier. Calling someone ugly, won't make you prettier. Calling someone stupid, won't make you smarter. Calling someone a loner, won't make you more popular. Bullying someone, won't make you a better person.
Byaombe Salome
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