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Swimming Joke Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Swimming Joke" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Swimming: 5% Swimming. 95% just doing flips and handstands in the water.
Unknown
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Swimming is a confusing sport, because sometimes you do it for fun, and other times you do it to not die. And when I'm swimming, sometimes I'm not sure which one it is.
Demetri Martin
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It's hot you know? I cant really stand summer, but I perfer to go out swimming. In fact, I think I'll wanna go swimming forever. Because the only place I would go swimming is right in your mind... all the time.
Janelle J
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What you never want to do is have a story that doesn't track emotionally, because then you're going joke to joke and you're going to fatigue the audience. The only thing that's going to string them to the next joke is how successful the previous joke is.
Paul Feig
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'Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming.' - Dory
Finding Nemo
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Let's go swimming better yet I'm gonna go skinny dippin you can go chunky dunkin.
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Nothing says 'I'm a fat ass' like wearing a T-shirt in a swimming pool..
Unknown
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When I was small, a hotel must have a swimming pool. Now, it must have free wifi.
Unknown
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The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it.
Woodrow Wilson
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Swimming is normal for me. I'm relaxed. I'm comfortable, and I know my surroundings. It's my home.
Michael Phelps
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The two best times to keep your mouth shut are when you're swimming and when you're angry.
Unknown
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Shark Week is a great reminder there are fast-swimming creatures more intelligent than Ryan Lochte.
Unknown
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Bras are the same as bikini tops so whats the difference between taking off your clothes and swimming and actually wearing a swimsuit?
Unknown
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A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first.
Zach Manal
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One time at the beach this guy was swimming in the ocean yelling 'Help! Shark! Help!'. I just laughed, I knew that shark was not going to help him.
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If swimming is such a good way to stay in shape; Explain whales...
Unknown
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People confuse the subject of the joke with the target of the joke, and they're very rarely the same.
Ricky Gervais
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Poetry is like making a joke. If you get one word wrong at the end of a joke, you've lost the whole thing.
W S Merwin
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A lot of comedies fall apart because they just go from joke to joke, and the characters are all sort of being crazy off on their own.
Paul Feig
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A joke without a point, inane and bald, itself a joke on joking may be called
Menander Of Athens
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