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Suggest Revision: I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator.
 
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Suggest Revision: I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
 
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Suggest Revision: My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.
 
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Suggest Revision: I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, 'Thyroid problem?'
 
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Suggest Revision: When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.
 
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Suggest Revision: Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.
 
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Suggest Revision: A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
 
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Suggest Revision: When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
 
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Suggest Revision: You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
 
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Suggest Revision: I was with this girl the other night and from the way she was responding to my skillful caresses, you would have sworn that she was conscious from the top of her head to the tag on her toes.
 
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