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Tell The Bartender Two Shots Of F Quotes & Sayings
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We could get Love Drunk together, tell the bartender Two shots of Forever.
Unknown
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You don't have to hit perfect shots all the time here. The variety of shots you get to play, the shots you sometimes have to hit along the ground, it's just a lot of fun to me.
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Shots shots shots shots shots shots
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He always wants people to come to his show, thats what I mean. He kind of, like, calls the shots there. I call the shots in my neighborhood.
Ludacris
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Big shots were once small shots who kept shooting!
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Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting.
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The local wellness shots in Malibu are like meeting for tequila shots with friends. The best sickness remedy! Yuck! But they work.
Brooke Burke
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If I made a musical in the beginning of my career, it would have been crane shots and tracking shots and people coming out of cakes and whatever, but these techniques are something that I've left behind me.
Lars Von Trier
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Golf is not a game of good shots. It's a game of bad shots.
Ben Hogan
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When you play guard, you're not going to block a lot of shots. Inside, you're going to block shots.
Oscar Robertson
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If you miss 100% of the shots you don't take and 100% of the shots you do take, then you are at least consistent.
Unknown
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Golf is not a game of good shots. It's a game of bad shots.
Ben Hogan
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We are all in it together. This is a war. We take a few shots and it will be over. We will give them a few shots and it will be over.
Richard M Nixon
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Golf is not a game of good shots. It's a game of bad shots.
Ben Hogan
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I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK, the bat had to get Ozzy shots.
Ozzy Osbourne
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I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots
Ozzy Osbourne
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I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots.
Ozzy Osbourne
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I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots.
Ozzy Osbourne
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You know you're an alcoholic when the bartender knows your name... and you've never been to that bar before.
Zach Galifianakis
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A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
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