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Time Outits Funny How To Table Turns Quotes & Sayings
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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So here I pray for another life in another time where everything is fine theres no such thing as crime where you just rewind back into time and you change everything, even things that mattered and it turns out to be shit it turns out to be nothing but shattered.
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All that shines turns to rust. All that stands in time turns to dust.
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That beautiful moment when you're in a restaurant and you see your food coming then it turns out that it's going to the table next to you...
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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Liking someone turns into admiring someone, turns into loving someone, turns into cherishing someone forever.
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Groucho Marx
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We found that when people put this issue on the table, it turns out that men acknowledge the issue, and employers and employees can work out solutions just as working mothers do.
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A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table theres nothing wrong with them, but its hard to stop thinking about it.
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I always try to cheer myself up by singing when I get sad. Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worse than my problems.
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Men are like...Placemats. They only show up when there's food on the table.
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I had to move the table cause it was gettin real serious. I didnt want anything to happen to the table.. ya know what Im sayin?
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Ask you to please excuse my table manners, I was making room for the table dancers.
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Money on the table, guns on the table. bi... I'm on that syrup tell that ho leggo my Eggo.
Lil Wayne
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Also, there are seats in the diner that always fall off the table. If you have a scene where you're packing up at the end of the day and putting them on the table, they just slide off.
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But I believe that there are marriages where you can have your pool table and she can have her scrapbooking room or garden or whatever it is. But when everyone has what they want, it's not funny. There's no conflict.
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A blind man walks into a bar...and a table...and a chair.
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You never know beforehand what people are capable of, you have to wait, give it time, it's time that rules, time is our gambling partner on the other side of the table and it holds all the cards of the deck in its hand, we have to guess the winning cards of life, our lives.
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Roger: Oh, don't everybody help at once. Francine: My goodness, Roger! When was the last time you weighed yourself? Roger: Oh, oh, ow. Ow, Francine. You know, we can't all look like those anorexic aliens on the James Cameron movies. Francine: I'm sorry, Roger, but I'm putting you on a diet. Starting today, no more junk food. (Takes Roger's donut) Roger: What?! No, not my Frankenberries! Oh, Francine! Please be reasonable! (Gets on table trying to get his donuts, breaks table) Oh, God! I got a bear claw in my ass!
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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