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Unknown Condom Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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What's worse than a bull in a china shop? A hedgehog in a condom factory.
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Remember, ladies: if he says he doesn't have a condom, say that you're okay with becoming a mother. BAM, condom out of nowhere!
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You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, then you throw it away. The condom, I mean. Not the stranger.
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Always laugh heartily at the jokes your boss tells, it maybe a loyalty test.
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Deaf jokes aren't funny, I don't want to hear them.
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Cripple jokes are so mean, I can't stand them!
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If my jokes offend you: 1. Im sorry. 2. It wont happen again. 3. 1 & 2 are lies. and 4. get over it.
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I hate cripple jokes. I can't stand them.
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To all those who said I couldn't make jokes about blind people...watch me.
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You make jokes because you're afraid to take anything seriously, because if you take things seriously, they matter.
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9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just plane wrong.
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The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
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Me without you is like a condom with no lube.
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
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One of the standing jokes of Congress is that the new Congressman always spends the first week wondering how he got there and the rest of the time wondering how the other members got there.
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Black and Mexican jokes are all the same. Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
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Who ever invented the Knock- Knock jokes should get a No-bell prize!
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How is a woman like a condom? Both spend more time in your wallet than on your d..k.
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New condom slogan: Wrap it in latex or she's going to get your paychecks.
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