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Veteran Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Every coach comes to a point and looks at a veteran player ... Where is he in this world? Where are we going to be six months from now? Where will we be one year from now? If the veteran player is definitely superior and gives you a better chance to win, that's when the real conflict comes. If you think a month from now or six weeks from now or eight weeks from now this young player is going to be better than the veteran, then you have to bite the bullet.
Bill Parcells
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Congratulations on being a veteran who served only in peacetime.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I'm OK being the veteran, but I'm still just a kid.
Barry Zito
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I was a veteran, before I was a teenager.
Michael Jackson
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As a veteran of many an electoral defeat at the polls, may I remind you of the proper Texan attitude toward slaughter at the polls? A few years before Billie Carr died this September at age 74, a friend called to ask how she was doing. Well, she said, They just impeached my boy up in Washington, there's not a Democrat left in statewide office in Texas, the Republicans have taken every judgeship in Harris County, and yesterday I found out I have cancer. Pause. I think I'll go out and get a pregnancy test because with my luck, it'll.
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I think we are looked upon as a veteran band.
Lou Gramm
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I was a veteran, before I was a teenager.
Michael Jackson
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That's what it means to be a veteran; to be scared all the time.
Gil Doud
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A veteran journalist has never had time to think twice before he writes.
George Bernard Shaw
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To every CEO in America: If you want someone who will get the job done and done right, hire a veteran.
Barack Obama
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There are no lazy veteran lion hunters.
Norman Ralph Augustine
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I have very little optimism that the quality of the veteran teaching force is going to improve.
Kate Walsh
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Any veteran can tell you it is already hard enough to see a doctor down at the VA and get the health care they were promised when they signed up to serve this country.
Nick Lampson
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Veteran performers are dying off, and new acts simply aren't emerging on the national scene.
Brian Setzer
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There would be a paragraph about some veteran digging tunnels for the Germans in a slave labor camp, or something like that. Finally I decided to look it up and go further into it.
Charles Guggenheim
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I am a Korean War veteran. I support our troops as much as anyone in this body, but I do so by advocating redeployment out of Iraq as soon as it can be safely done.
John Conyers
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It's not like I'm some kind of veteran and there is this huge age gap. I identify with them more off the field. I need to set an example, which is great, and I look forward to doing just that.
Barry Zito
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There was a huge, tremendous amount of disabled veterans and the Veteran's Administration just wasn't geared up for it. I know for a fact that it's getting better and better.
R Lee Ermey
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Because of the changes in the Padres team I played with last year, I felt like a veteran recently when I worked out with Jason Kendall and he told me he's liked listening to my records since he was a kid!
Garth Brooks
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