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Vodka Jokees Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Vodka Jokees" sorted by relevance. 45 matching entries found.
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I'm not against vodka - they just asked us. They put out some story about us entertaining international celebrities with vodka, which of course wasn't true.
Robin Day
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A good man can make you feel s..y, strong and able to take on the world...Ohh sorry that's vodka....vodka does that.
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A man in Russia, who drank three bottles of vodka and survived a 50 foot fall from a balcony after he jumped to get away from his nagging wife, survived a second jump after his wife continued to nag him. I don't know what brand of vodka it was, but that should be the commercial for it.
Seth Meyers
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I wanted to kick Bruce in the taint. No one is just one thing. Many things contribute to the whole of a person, and just because vodka accounts for 50 percent of my body weight, that doesn't mean I walk around with a vodka drip, forcing every plant, person, or animal to imbibe. I've always had a disliking for animal trainers, and this guy cemented my theory that people who chaperone animals for a living have never had a girl sit on their face.
Chelsea Handler
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Did you I know they have cotton candy vodka
Matthew Lush
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You're lips are like vodka, and I want to get wasted.
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Note to self...Never take a chili vodka shot. EVER!!
Candace Bailey
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Vodka is tasteless going down, but it is memorable coming up.
Garrison Keillor
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Putting bread and vodka in the microwave is about the only way you'll pop off. I'm me, and you're a me knockoff.
360
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I drank a fifth of vodka, dare me to drive?
Eminem
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The relationship between a Russian and a bottle of vodka is almost mystical.
Richard Owen
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Vodka does not ease back pain. But it does get your mind off it.
Fuzzy Zoeller
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Always a new million. Voli's the new vodka. Forty is the new 30. Baby you're a rockstar.
Pitbull
18 Likes
I didn't text you...but Vodka texted you.
Unknown
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Money, like vodka, turns a person into an eccentric.
Anton Chekhov
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I'm toxic like vodka and gin 200 proof on the rocks, I do it cause I can.
Jean Grae
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Vodka and seven straight to my brain, put me under false impressions, hide all my pain.
Prince
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Laugh whenever you can. Keeps you from killing yourself when things are bad. That and vodka.
Jim Butcher
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The rhymes too hot to experience how not to I'm toxic like vodka and gin 200 proof on the rocks, I do it cause I can.
Jean Grae
7 Likes
I still drink vodka; I'm not an advocate of drinking, but I'm no angel. I don't like grass, because it just makes me hungry.
Calvin Klein
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