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When Im Drunk Im A Jerk I Quotes & Sayings
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Everyone's a jerk. You, me, this jerk.
Bender (The Cartoon Character)
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I think I'm very appreciative of the opportunities I've had. For me, why would I ever throw that away by being a jerk? I'm focused, and I want to have a long, successful career. You learn from the people who make mistakes. Why would I want to risk that by being a jerk or partying all night?
Amanda Bynes
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I love how since my dad got laid off all he does is get drunk, sleep, get drunk, & bi... at me for always being out lol.
Unknown
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So if I'm not clubbing, don't think I'm on some jerk shit and California on that Jerk shit but I'd just rather 2-step, like my first steps. Jill Scott on my iPod, as my head rests...yes
Kendrick Lamar
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Being drunk n happy is good...Being drunk and sad isn't good...But I'm just drunk...Here nor there.
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More often than not, I get accused of stuff that I just wasn't in, and when I tell them that I wasn't in it, they don't believe me. They just go, 'Dude, you were in that Rogaine ad,' and I say, 'No, I'm an actor, but I wasn't in that commercial.' Then they're like, 'Yes you were, man! What a jerk! Why are you being such a jerk? Let's kick this guy's ass!' So it's good I run fast.
Seth Green
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It is time to get drunk! So as not to be the martyred slaves of Time, get drunk; get drunk without stopping! On wine, on poetry, or on virtue, as you wish.
Charles Baudelaire
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Don't ever forget what someone says to you while they're drunk, because drunk words are sober thoughts.
Unknown
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I didnt mean itI was drunk. I was at a high but at a low. I was a bit sick, a bit drunk. We were at Athens or Spain Madrid! I was drunk cuz there were free booze, the Red Bull thing. It just came out.
Oliver Sykes
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A female officer pulls over a drunk man. The officer tells him, Anything you say will be held against you! Then the drunk man yells, TITTIES!
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Jerkin' Teach me how to jerk. Teach me, teach me how to jerk.
Audio Push
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Acting like a drunk = hilarious; taking care of a drunk = horrendous. Just like making fun of ugly people = hilarious; being ugly = horrendous.
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tagging your friends in hot photos of them being drunk because you're a top mate.
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Lets get drunk and tell each other everything we're too afraid to say sober.
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Meeting someone who is also drunk and immediately becoming best friends.
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Alison Scott: I was drunk! Ben Stone: Was your vagina drunk?
Knocked Up (The Movie)
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As much as I would enjoy being drunk, I think I'd better pass after last night's episode and today's follow-up.
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Realized today that my life is a vicious cycle of being drunk and/or hungover.
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Because of the high altitude, you get drunk really fast. So everyone's drunk all the time.
Clea Duvall
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No officer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!
Unknown
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