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When Life Gives You Lemons And Vodkans And Vodka Quotes & Sayings
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When life gives you lemons, find someone who has vodka and throw a party.
Charith Thilina
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I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
Ron White
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If life gives you lemons don't make a fu..ing lemonade take the shitty lemons and throw them at the assole who's making your life hard.
Peta-Gaye Clark
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When life gives you lemons, just say 'fu.. the lemons,' and bail. -Surfing Instructor
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When life give you lemons... you probably just found lemons.
Bo Burnham
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Some say, 'When life hands you lemons you make lemonade'...When life hands me lemons, I eradicate world hunger.
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I'm not against vodka - they just asked us. They put out some story about us entertaining international celebrities with vodka, which of course wasn't true.
Robin Day
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A good man can make you feel s..y, strong and able to take on the world...Ohh sorry that's vodka....vodka does that.
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A man in Russia, who drank three bottles of vodka and survived a 50 foot fall from a balcony after he jumped to get away from his nagging wife, survived a second jump after his wife continued to nag him. I don't know what brand of vodka it was, but that should be the commercial for it.
Seth Meyers
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When life gives you lemons, go find a kid with a paper cut and make his life miserable.
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When life gives you a lemon, you say "Oh, yeah, I love lemons, what else have you got?"
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Im tired of life handing me lemons without sugar, the cup, spoon, etc. Life you aint shit!
Unknown
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If life gives you apples, eat them. If life gives you lemons, throw them at a wall and say 'the heck with that!'
Bri Jan
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When life gives you lemons, its your choice of how you use them.
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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. I have several stands around here.
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When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave people wondering how you did it...
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When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave everyone wondering.
Unknown
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When life gives you lemons, make g.... juice and let them wonder how you did it.
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If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice.
Conan O'Brien
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I wanted to kick Bruce in the taint. No one is just one thing. Many things contribute to the whole of a person, and just because vodka accounts for 50 percent of my body weight, that doesn't mean I walk around with a vodka drip, forcing every plant, person, or animal to imbibe. I've always had a disliking for animal trainers, and this guy cemented my theory that people who chaperone animals for a living have never had a girl sit on their face.
Chelsea Handler
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