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Why Dont We Get Drunk And Screw Quotes & Sayings
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Why dont we get drunk and screw?
Jimmy Buffett
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I dont make enough money to go on vacation, so I'm just going to get drunk this weekend until I dont know where I am.
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Screw your past, but don't let it screw you.
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Your life is what you make it. So dont blame others when you screw up.
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tay busy, get plenty of exercise, and dont drink too much. Then again, dont drink too little.
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I love how since my dad got laid off all he does is get drunk, sleep, get drunk, & bi... at me for always being out lol.
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Being drunk n happy is good...Being drunk and sad isn't good...But I'm just drunk...Here nor there.
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It is time to get drunk! So as not to be the martyred slaves of Time, get drunk; get drunk without stopping! On wine, on poetry, or on virtue, as you wish.
Charles Baudelaire
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Don't ever forget what someone says to you while they're drunk, because drunk words are sober thoughts.
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I saw the bus lying right on him. I saw his legs sticking out. I freaked. The bus driver, I recall, was trying to yank the blanket out from under him to use for other people. I just went, Dont fu..ing do that! I already wanted to kill the guy. I dont know if he was drunk or if he hit some ice. All I knew was, he was driving and Cliff wasnt alive anymore.
James Hetfield
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I think Ive finally come to the point in my life where Im happy with myself and know that I dont have to change or be a certain way for people to like me anymore. Im just fine and if someone doesnt think I am, screw them.
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An alcoholic is someone you dont like who drinks as much as you do.
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I didnt mean itI was drunk. I was at a high but at a low. I was a bit sick, a bit drunk. We were at Athens or Spain Madrid! I was drunk cuz there were free booze, the Red Bull thing. It just came out.
Oliver Sykes
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Manipulative people like you piss me off. Dont screw with people's hearts. It hurts
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I dont drink to get drunk. Thats just not cute.
Taylor Swift
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My reaction to po..o films is as follows; After the first ten minutes, I want to go home and screw, After the first twenty minutes, I never want to screw again as long as I live
Erica Jong
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One reason I dont drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
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If you screw things up in tennis, it's 15-love. If you screw up in boxing, it's your ass.
Randall Cobb
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A female officer pulls over a drunk man. The officer tells him, Anything you say will be held against you! Then the drunk man yells, TITTIES!
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Let me apologize right now for all of the drunk tweets & pictures that will be posted tonight. Dont hate me. Bye.
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