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Work Funny Office Quotes & Sayings
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I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it, because when they fired me, I had to show up to work anyway.
Wally Wang
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I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
Charles Lamb
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The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working when you get up in the morning, and doesn't stop until you get to the office.
Robert Frost
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You come to work because the office is a resource: The office is a place where you can meet with other people, and the office has libraries of books and information on CD-ROM that might help you with your work.
Jay Chiat
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Audrey was a princess, so natural, the camera really loved her... James and I kept each other company during all the rejections. We used to meet, have a cup of coffee and went from office to office to get work and never got work.
Ben Gazzara
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At least not having an office window means you'll never know how nice it is outside..
Unknown
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It's so quiet in the office today, I can hear myself not working.
Unknown
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Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
Unknown
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Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Erma Bombeck
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You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more.
Jeff Foxworthy
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You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more.
Jeff Foxworthy
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Please stop saying 'This is just like The Office' around the office.
Unknown
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I went to work in an office and learned, among other lessons, to do things I did not care for, and to do them well. Before I left this office, two of my books had already been published.
Sigrid Undset
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Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit...
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I think what we ought to be focusing on is that we are on path for the release of 75,000 pages of documents in connection with John Roberts' work in the White House, as in the counselor's office and as his time working as an assistant in the office of the attorney general.
Alberto Gonzales
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You remind me of the black guy on The Office, because you're the black guy in our office.
Unknown
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The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny.
Robert Paul
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This is a very different show than any I've worked on before. We work sixty-hour weeks. I work 6AM to 6PM because we are all in almost every scene. Even if there's a scene at the reception desk or there's a scene in Michael's office, we're in the background or passing through, walking through. We're creating that office environment; we're always around so it's very demanding. We also have very little lighting set-ups. They'll just shift a fluorescent light or two between scenes and we just do tons of takes. So the best thing about the show is that the writers are brilliant and the writing is very sharp and very smart. All you need to do is make the writing work but because you're doing so many takes and we have such a great ensemble, you can go anyway that you want to go with it. Once we've gotten it down, you can improvise and change it around and bring in stuff, and add stuff all you want. There is a lot of improvisation on the show. A lot of times we will have a scene and then just keep going. And we do it time and time again. We just keep going, and keep going and keep going and a lot of times that stuff at the end of the scene actually becomes the scene.
Rainn Wilson
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If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.
Ogden Nash
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A tremendous number of people in America work very hard at something that bores them. Even a rich man thinks he has to go down to the office everyday. Not because he likes it but because he can't think of anything else to do.
W H Auden
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