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You Are The Biggest Jerk I Have Eve Quotes & Sayings
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This Christmas Eve let us celebrate baby Jesus has come once more to this world to teach as that love for our fellow humans is the most important thing. Merry Christmas Eve to each of you, my dear friends.
Unknown
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Everyone's a jerk. You, me, this jerk.
Bender (The Cartoon Character)
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I think I'm very appreciative of the opportunities I've had. For me, why would I ever throw that away by being a jerk? I'm focused, and I want to have a long, successful career. You learn from the people who make mistakes. Why would I want to risk that by being a jerk or partying all night?
Amanda Bynes
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So if I'm not clubbing, don't think I'm on some jerk shit and California on that Jerk shit but I'd just rather 2-step, like my first steps. Jill Scott on my iPod, as my head rests...yes
Kendrick Lamar
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Every man regards his own life as the New Year's Eve of time.
Jean Paul Richter
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New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.
Jay Leno
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More often than not, I get accused of stuff that I just wasn't in, and when I tell them that I wasn't in it, they don't believe me. They just go, 'Dude, you were in that Rogaine ad,' and I say, 'No, I'm an actor, but I wasn't in that commercial.' Then they're like, 'Yes you were, man! What a jerk! Why are you being such a jerk? Let's kick this guy's ass!' So it's good I run fast.
Seth Green
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Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.
Bill Vaughn
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You don't normally do another presentation of All About Eve. You do one All About Eve, and that's it.
Sydney Pollack
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Let's not spend New Year's Eve trying to figure out where to spend New Year's Eve.
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I've learned a lot about women. I think I've learned exactly how the fall of man occured in the Garden of Eden. Adam and Eve were in the Garden of Eden, and Adam said one day, Wow, Eve, here we are, at one with nature, at one with God, we'll never age, we'll never die, and all our dreams come true the instant that we have them. And Eve said, Yeah... it's just not enough is it?
Bill Hicks
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The only way to spend New Year's Eve is either quietly with friends or in a brothel. Otherwise when the evening ends and people pair off, someone is bound to be left in tears.
WH Auden
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Today is New Years Eve and what girl doesn't want to kiss the boy that they like coming into the New Year?
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Merry Christmas Eve to all you celebrating tonight. Hope you are having a lovely night!
Giuliana Rancic
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This greeting is to wish you a merry Christmas Eve. Although you are far away from home, baby Jesus will still visit you. Welcome him with love.
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It's officially New Years Eve! You have less than 24hrs to do all the bad things that you'll resolve not to do in the new year.
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That depressing moment when you realize that no one is going to text/inbox/tell you that they wish you were with them on new years eve.
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Jerkin' Teach me how to jerk. Teach me, teach me how to jerk.
Audio Push
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When Christmas Eve comes, go to a window and looking at sky ask baby Jesus for more people to be fortunate enough to spend this day with their families. Merry Christmas.
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Christmas is the best day in the year because everybody has a soft heart and a childs smile can make our spirit peaceful. Merry Christmas Eve.
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