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You Couldnt Beat A Wet Paper Towel Quotes & Sayings
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The weirdest place I have ever written a song is probably in an airport, and I got an idea so fast that I just had to run to the bathroom at the airport, grab a paper towel and write lyrics on the paper towel. I still have it. I still have it in a box in my room.
Taylor Swift
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Your girl's like a drive thru, I want a combo and she's so wet I need a towel, pronto.
2 Chainz
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Rag paper, containing hemp fiber, is the highest quality and longest lasting paper ever made. It can be torn when wet, but returns to its full strength when dry.
Jack Herer
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I felt like a zombie. I couldnt access my heart. I couldnt access my emotions. I couldnt connect. It was terrible, it was the exact opposite of what had happened when Apple was born. With her, I was on cloud nine. I couldnt believe it wasnt the same. I just thought it meant I was a terrible mother and a terrible person.
Gwyneth Paltrow
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The law requires a paper towel ad to be scrupulously honest, but allows political candidates to lie without reproach. What's wrong with this picture?
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That awkward moment when you wave your hand in front of a paper towel dispenser that isnt automatic.
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Saw you in the front row moving to the beat, killed me when I saw that wet patch on your seat.
ACDC
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take me yesterday if it means Ill get there sooner the warm wet water dropping from my wudhu I beat the sun this morning in order to stand before you.
Boonaa Mohammed
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you're wanting me to get, get, get it. Beat, beat, beat it, beat, beat, beat it.
Chris Brown
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Were beatin-up-the-beat, thats what we say when were doing our fist pump. First, we start off by banging the ground, were banging it as the beat builds cause that beats hittin us so were fightin back, its like we beat up that beat.
Pauly D
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I always try to keep my pen game up and basically really write from the heart and whatever I may see. Its like drawing on a piece of paper, I draw to the beat. If something tells me to go one way with it and a story comes out of it, then that's what it's gonna be, you know?
Raekwon
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I jus gave her a nickname, it's wet-wet.
Plies
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I was there for twelve months and I was cut off from the world. I couldnt watch TV; I couldnt um listen to music. I didnt know Jay-Z and Nas were beefin, I didnt know 9/11 had happened, so that just forced me to get on my grind and still be creative and stand alone. (On Military school)
Yung Berg
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Now, my oral illustration, be like clitoral stimulation to the female gender, Aint nothing better, let me know when its wet enough to enter, If not Ill wait because the future of the world depends on, Info, If not the child we raise gon have that ni... syndrome, And will it know to beat the odds regardless of its skintone? Or will it feel that if we tune it, it just might get picked on?
Outkast
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I beat that pu... like production. Or like Rocky, beat the Russian. Or like Jordan, beat the buzzer.
Lil Wayne
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Man I'm killing it, riding in that brand new. swimming through the streets, looking like I'm Shamoo, In that big body, with the wet paint, I got some pocket change, from selling wet weight.
Pusha T (Clipse)
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This is what we call a redneck air conditioner. It keeps you cool, it keeps you wet, wet t-shirt contest all in one.
Honey Boo Boo Child
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How do people look so hot at the beach with their wet hair and their wet bodies and I just look like a real f*cked up piece of seaweed...
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Rick James, super freak. She got that wet-wet: now that's a super leak.
2 Chainz
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Man I go crazy on the beat I go Nimrod, Man I act a ass, treat the beat like a hemorrhoid Man I go to work on the beat, call it employ, Man I kicks it, b-tch get your shin guard
Lil Wayne
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