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You Wear The Pants I Control The Zipper Quotes & Sayings
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Men wear the pants but the ladies control the zipper.
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Men wear the pants in the relationship but women control the zipper.
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I dont really like pants, man. I like tights. Im not really a pants person. I choose not to wear pants.
Taylor Momsen
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If it's cold enough to wear pants, then wear real sho... If it's warm enough to wear flip-flops, the wear shorts. It makes me crazy!
Hilarie Burton
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Nice pants, can I test the zipper?
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I never wear pants in my life. I never thought I'd say this, but I miss wearing pants. For the first time in my life, I miss my pants.
Emily Procter
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I like being a woman, even in a man's world. After all, men can't wear dresses, but we can wear the pants.
Whitney Houston
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You may be the man in this relationship, but I control the zipper!
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For a long time, I refused to wear jeans. I liked high-waisted pants, but jeans made me feel like I wasn't being unique. Even now, I won't wear the skinny-jeans style, because most people wear those - they have to be baggier, boyfriend-looking, or sort of like a mom jean. I'm real funny that way.
Elle Fanning
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Calvin): People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world. (Hobbes): Isn't your pants' zipper supposed to be in the front?
Bill Waterson
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I hate school it's so stressful and you have to wear pants.
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Men should not be forced to wear pants when it's not cold.
Adam Clayton
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Never wear your best pants when you go to fight for freedom.
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I was like, 'Dude, make me look bad. Please. I want to look ugly. I want to wear orange pants.
Evanescence
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First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down.
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I've done the gay, over-the-top guy. I want to jump into another show where I wear pants for the majority of the time.
Jai Rodriguez
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Don't matter what, dem nuff jewel mi wear. Caught me pants, it nuh have no tear.
Gregory Isaacs
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Oh, that character was light years away from me. I'm not debonair. I'm not suave. I did wear tight pants, though, because I found out that it worked.
Robert Conrad
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Being grounded is such a win/lose situation...i don't have to wear pants, but I also have resorted to talking to my stuffed animals so...
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Oh Oh so you don't gotta wear pants cause yo d..k is out? Then when the mother leave.. You got show we small but big at the same time.
Kevin Hart
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