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Your Lips Are Like Vodka Quotes & Sayings
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You're lips are like vodka, and I want to get wasted.
Unknown
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I'm not against vodka - they just asked us. They put out some story about us entertaining international celebrities with vodka, which of course wasn't true.
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A good man can make you feel s..y, strong and able to take on the world...Ohh sorry that's vodka....vodka does that.
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A man in Russia, who drank three bottles of vodka and survived a 50 foot fall from a balcony after he jumped to get away from his nagging wife, survived a second jump after his wife continued to nag him. I don't know what brand of vodka it was, but that should be the commercial for it.
Seth Meyers
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I wanted to kick Bruce in the taint. No one is just one thing. Many things contribute to the whole of a person, and just because vodka accounts for 50 percent of my body weight, that doesn't mean I walk around with a vodka drip, forcing every plant, person, or animal to imbibe. I've always had a disliking for animal trainers, and this guy cemented my theory that people who chaperone animals for a living have never had a girl sit on their face.
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Don't you buy me nothing, I am feeling one thing. Your lips on my lips, it's a very merry christmas.
Unknown
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Her lips, her lips I could kiss them all day if shed let me.
Bruno Mars
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Yeah, some kids called me fish lips because I had these really full lips. Now I'm sure all those same girls are getting collagen injections, so I'm having the last laugh.
Denise Richards
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I got you on my lips I got you on my lips at the foot of the stairs.
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A kiss is more than lips touching lips. A kiss is to breathe my breath, to feel me inside of you, to take a piece of my life with you!!
Unknown
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Humans are the only animal that blushes, laughs, has religion, wages war, and kisses with lips. So in a way, the more you kiss with lips, the more human you are. And the more you wage war.
Jonathan Safran Foer
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Did you I know they have cotton candy vodka
Matthew Lush
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Vodka is tasteless going down, but it is memorable coming up.
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Note to self...Never take a chili vodka shot. EVER!!
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And get your hand off my hip, and kiss my lips. Kiss my lips, kiss me all over. Are you gonna take that risk, take that risk? 'Cause we're only gettin' older.
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I drank a fifth of vodka, dare me to drive?
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Putting bread and vodka in the microwave is about the only way you'll pop off. I'm me, and you're a me knockoff.
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Money, like vodka, turns a person into an eccentric.
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I didn't text you...but Vodka texted you.
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Vodka does not ease back pain. But it does get your mind off it.
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