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Your Mouth Zipper Quotes & Sayings
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If some one is talking too much ask them 'Is my pant zipper down?' when they say no tell them 'Then why is your mouth open?'
Unknown
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First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down.
Leo Rosenberg
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Nice pants, can I test the zipper?
Unknown
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But inside, I'm going, 'Oh my God, is my zipper up? Do I have a booger in my nose?' That's my inner monologue.
Leah Remini
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Everything that goes into my mouth seems to make me fat, everything that comes out of my mouth embarrasses me.
Gabriel Garcia Marquez
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I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.
Emo Philips
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I wish my mouth worked as well as my mouth. I can type like a dream, but I can't speak to save my life.
Danny Worsnop
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You better mind your business man, watch your mouth. Before I have to knock that loud mouth out.
Jason Aldean
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It's better to keep your mouth closed and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
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Jesus had clarified that it was not what goes into the mouth that defiles but what comes out of the mouth.
John Bevere
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Peter has the biggest mouth, so it goes to be a mouth contest.
Josh Silver
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With my mask, I controlled all of the mouth movements with my own mouth.
Peter Mayhew
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I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.
Emo Philips
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Hiya guys, I'm Mouth.
Mouth McFadden
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Men wear the pants but the ladies control the zipper.
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He was oppressed and He was afflicted, yet He opened not His mouth; He was led as a lamb to the slaughter, and as a sheep before its shearers is silent, so He opened not His mouth
Bible
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A man's face as a rule says more, and more interesting things, than his mouth, for it is a compendium of everything his mouth will ever say, in that it is the monogram of all this man's thoughts and aspirations.
Arthur Schopenhauer
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The mouth of a righteous man is a well of life: but violence covereth the mouth of the wicked (Proverbs 10:11).
Bible
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Calvin): People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world. (Hobbes): Isn't your pants' zipper supposed to be in the front?
Bill Waterson
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Even Tarzan can get swung on, I never hung out with the loud mouth. You got a foul mouth and that dead body gon' smell foul when it fouls out.
Kendrick Lamar
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