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Abe Simpson Quotes & Sayings
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It was a hole in one contest and I had a three.
Abe Lemons
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Clinton's a schmuck.
Abe Vigoda
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Reality is a wimp, what you say is.
Abe Vigoda
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It was a hole in one contest and I had a three.
Abe Lemons
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You should have go-go dancers and happenings. And that would be so cool.
Abe Vigoda
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Damn referees, I'll miss them less than anybody.
Abe Lemons
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"Let's just say that on this day, a million years ago, a dude was born who most of us think was magic. But others don't, and that's cool. But we're probably right. Amen." - Homer Simpson
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I don't jog, if I die I want to be sick.
Abe Lemons
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If it wasn't for Abe Lincoln, I'd still be on the open market.
Dick Gregory
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Judging is a lonely job in which a man is, as near as may be, an island entire.
Abe Fortas
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Everything will have microchips in it so I can know where all things are at all time. The house will be voice activated as well.
Abe Vigoda
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There are really only two plays: Romeo and Juliet, and put the darn ball in the basket.
Abe Lemons
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Judging is a lonely job in which a man is, as near as may be, an island entire.
Abe Fortas
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All I have to say is: Jessica Simpson is the most beautiful woman on the planet!
Jessica Simpson
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I was watching Ashlee Simpson on Jay's show last night... She was really singing, and I was saying, 'Bring back the lip synch.' ...And it struck me that Ashlee Simpson is a lot like George Bush-because she wouldn't even really be in the big leagues if it wasn't for family connections, and she's in way over her head. And she doesn't know what to do. And she blamed her band.
Bill Maher
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My feeling about him is that the America that we have today, the freedoms we enjoy and the privileges we have, are really the reflection of Abe Lincoln's convictions, his vision, and his toughness.
Gregory Peck
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Needless, heedless, wanton and deliberate injury of the sort inflicted by Life's picture story is not an essential instrument of responsible journalism.
Abe Fortas
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One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesn't do you any good.
Abe Lemons
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I got a girl in a castle and one in a pagoda. You know, I got rhymes like Abe Vigoda.
Beastie Boys
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For a justice of this ultimate tribunal, the opportunity for self-discovery and the occasion for self-revelation is usually great.
Abe Fortas
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