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Alton Towers Facebook Quotes & Sayings
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My feeling has always been that Good Eats would have never happened had it been left to a committee.
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When they come downstairs from their Ivory Towers, idealists are very apt to walk straight into the gutter.
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Was this the face that launched a thousand ships, and burnt the topless towers of Ileum?
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Pale death, with impartial step, knocks at the hut of the poor and the towers of kings.
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On the 12th day of Facebook, Facebook gave to me, 12 pouters pouting, 11 pokers poking, 10 haters hating, 9 dudes I'm blocking, 8 attention seekers, 7 stalkers stalking, 6 invitations, Fiiiiiiiiiiiiive Drama Queeeensssss, 4 game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends requests & sleaze who won't stop in-boxing meeee!
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I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.
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Exit Facebook, close laptop, get into bed, unlock phone, check Facebook ....
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Being popular on Facebook is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria at a mental hospital.
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If people could see the face I make when I read their Facebook status updates, they would probably Unfriend me.
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Everybody knows somebody who's Facebook relationship status should be 'Still banging my ex.'
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For me, it was kind of like going into the military or something. And anybody - any male - who has ever worked in a French kitchen knows what I am talking about when I say that.
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Facebook is like boys, once you understand them they change.
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The government could fix everything that's wrong with the country if they'd simply read my Facebook updates.
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Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.
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The first status on Facebook in 2013: 'Is anyone alive?'
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Deleting your Facebook is like running away from home. You're only doing it for attention and you'll be back in a day.
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Facebook is like a relationship: Faithful on your wall, but cheating in their inbox...
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Objects in profile pics are not as pretty as they appear.
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Myspace is my ex husband, Facebook is my baby daddy, Twitter is my ho and I'm in a serious relationship with Instagram.
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Facebook is that insecure chick that keeps changing her hairstyle &/or color until she finally loses her mind and shaves it & scares everyone.
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