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Andy Rooney: Things Ive Learned Quotes & Sayings
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Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
Andy Rooney
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Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
Andy Rooney
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Im tired of feeling this way. I know it would be right for me to let go but no matter how much I tell myself to do it, I cant. I tell myself that its better to never see you again, but no matter how much I try to forget, it always makes me remember all the good times we had, and even the bad, and how much I regret the things Ive done, all the things Ive said.
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I don't think the government is out to get me or help someone else get me but it wouldn't surprise me if they were out to sell me something or help someone else sell me something. I mean, why else would the Census Bureau want to know my telephone number?
Andy Rooney
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I had one guy that I dated who was 16 years older than me and I loved that he could teach me all the things that I didnt pay attention to at school. But now Ive learned them, and now I do find myself attracted to younger people.
Courteney Cox
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I dislike loud-mouthed patriots who think they like our country more than I do. Some people's idea of patriotism is hating other countries.
Andy Rooney
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I don't pick subjects as much as they pick me.
Andy Rooney
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Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent of everything printed out by a computer is garbage that no one ever reads.
Andy Rooney
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Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent of everything printed out by a computer is garbage that no one ever reads.
Andy Rooney
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Over the years Ive learned that just because you follow God, it doesnt mean you win every game or get what you want athletically. There is a godly way to play basketball and thats what youre responsible for doing. If you happen to get a championship, great, but if not, there is a lesson to be learned.
Jeremy Lin
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Life is full of lessons, sadly ive learned a lot the hard way.
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If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
Andy Rooney
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I like ice hockey, but it's a frustrating game to watch. It's hard to keep your eyes on both the puck and the players and too much time passes between scoring in hockey. There are usually more fights than there are points.
Andy Rooney
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I hope all of you are going to fill out your census form when it comes in the mail next month. If you don't return the form the area you live in might get less government money and you wouldn't want that to happen, would you.
Andy Rooney
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There have been times in many a bar that I was not so much a brother, but more of a mother to him: Ive watched him drink from a bottle, Ive watched him stagger around naked, Ive watched him crawl, Ive dressed and undressed him, Ive even cleaned up after him, and several times helped him to walk.
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Smashing a brick through a f*cking dudes window is nothing compared to the things Ive done. Ive killed people.
Kenny Powers
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The federal government has sponsored research that has produced a tomato that is perfect in every respect, except that you can't eat it. We should make every effort to make sure this disease, often referred to as 'progress', doesn't spread.
Andy Rooney
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I've been walked on, used and forgotten and I don't regret one moment of it because in those moments, I've learned a lot. I've learned who I can trust and can't. I've learned the meaning of friendship. I've learned how to tell when people are lying and when they're sincere. I've learned how to be a teenager, and how to grow up when I need to. I've been to hell and back a few times, and I won't ever take what I have for granted. This is life, live it one day at a time. You never know how many days you've got left.
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People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.
Andy Rooney
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One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don't clean it up too quickly.
Andy Rooney
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