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Apple Martinising Monday Quotes & Sayings
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I try and tell her friends, but they as dumb as her, Burst of a feather, I see it makes it worse, I hit her up, I say wutup, she say the sky, I say what's good? She say McDonalds apple pies, I try and justisfy it, but she didn't get the lingo, But then I peep when she asleep, she date a bimbo.
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But all husbands are geese, though our pride it may shock, From the first 'twas ordained so by Nature I fear; Ould Adam himself was the first of the flock, And Eve, with her apple sauce, cooked him, my dear
Samuel Lover
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I also hate those holidays that fall on a Monday where you don't get mail, those fake holidays like Columbus Day. What did Christopher Columbus do, discover America? If he hadn't, somebody else would have and we'd still be here. Big deal.
John Waters
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I like fruit baskets because it gives you the ability to mail someone a piece of fruit without appearing insane. Like, if someone just mailed you an apple you'd be like, 'huh? What the hell is this?' But if it's in a fruit basket you're like, 'this is nice!'
Demetri Martin
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Starting Monday, 7-11 will begin testing a new plastic wrap designed to keep bananas yellow and firm for five days. Though if your banana remains firm for more than 5 days call a doctor immediately.
Seth Meyers
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The greatest thing about this man is he's steady. You know where he stands. He believes the same thing Wednesday that he believed on Monday, no matter what happened Tuesday. Events can change; this man's beliefs never will.
Stephen Colbert
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Apple has great marketing, among the best PR and marketing in the world.
Ron Johnson
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away, But if the doctor is cute forget the fruit...
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With my bestie after a good evening with a bunch old friends but stopping at mcdonalds about to crush some nugs and apple pie.
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First I shake the whole Apple tree, that the ripest might fall. Then I climb the tree and shake each limb, and then each branch and then each twig, and then I look under each leaf.
Martin Luther
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Any fool can count the seeds in an apple. Only God can count all the apples in one seed.
Robert H Schuller
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My dear, since Eve picked the apple no woman's ever been taken entirely unawares. When a woman's kissed it's because, deep down, she wants to be kissed.
Philip Dunne
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Buying me a Christmas gift on Cyber Monday is a great way to ensure I'll have s.. with you until Christmas.
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A real writer learns from earlier writers the way a boy learns from an apple orchard-by stealing what he has a taste for and can carry off.
Archibald MacLeish
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I've always loved movies about con men. I think con men are as American as apple pie.
Bill Paxton
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I heard you was lookin for the big bad wolf? I mean the bad bi... from the big apple.
Nicki Minaj
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Any fool can count the seeds in an apple. Only God can count all the apples in one seed
Robert H Schuller
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Anyone can count the seeds in an apple, but only God can count the number of apples in a seed.
Robert H Schuller
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I got drunk when I was five. Everybody gets drunk before they're 21.
Fiona Apple
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Apple was our benefactor at starting General Magic, but about a year later decided they would rather BE General Magic and tried to make us blink out of existence... which we eventually did, but it took a few years.
Andy Hertzfeld
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