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Babies Funnies Quotes & Sayings
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An ugly baby is a very nasty object - and the prettiest is frightful.
Queen Victoria
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That rejected feeling you get when you hold a baby and it starts to cry.
Unknown
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Celebrities are needy people, they need to be spoiled, they need to be loved; theyre overgrown babies.
Unknown
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We want every human being in the womb to be safe, not have these babies be killed to solve some dilemma.
Randall Terry
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I want to see you every morning. I want to make you a snack every night. I want to have your little babies & I wanna watch you die.
Unknown
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A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
Jerry Seinfeld
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I can't think why mothers love them. All babies do is leak at both ends.
Douglas Feaver
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The flow is contagious and deadly like Rabies, had your girl in the suite swallowing babies.
Tity Boy
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Everybody loves me, babies, dogs, ya know, hot girls, cougars. I just have unbelievable mass appeal.
The Situation
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Puppies, babies, and husbands; adorable until you have to actually take care of them.
Unknown
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Babies are great but I am not ready to have one. Maybe ten years from now but not yet. I want to keep my energy centered on my music.
Lady Gaga
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Babies change, they start showin' them fangs tryin' to take a ride on those crazy trains.
Shwayze
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Directors who turn into big babies and shut out criticism stop learning.
Richard King
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Making faces to a stranger's baby when their parents aren't looking...
Unknown
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What good mothers and fathers instinctively feel like doing for their babies is usually best after all.
Benjamin Spock
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I kept my babies fed. I could have dumped them, but I didn't. I decided that whatever trip I was on, they were going with me. You're looking at a real daddy.
Barry White
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I am anorexic. My Dr. says it's having an unhealthy relationship with food. After I had my babies I was sick...I can't eat.
Kimora Lee Simmons
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Struggles since becoming a mother: I didn't expect babies to need so many diapers. Nobody told me they needed to be changed so often!
Unknown
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My parents had been involved in the labor movement; if we'd grown up in the city, we would have been red-diaper babies.
Holly Near
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Staring at a hot guy and thinking...We are going to make beautiful babies.
Unknown
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