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Bath Salt Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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There is nothing in the world that I loathe more than group activity, that communal bath where the hairy and slippery mix in a multiplication of mediocrity.
Vladimir Nabokov
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All a woman needs is a good bath, clean clothes, and for her hair to be combed. These things she can do herself. I very seldom go to the hairdresser, but when I do, I just marvel.
Hedy Lamarr
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I couldn't think of anything worse than someone else plucking my eyebrows. I ask make-up people what shape they should be...and always pluck them when I come out of a hot bath or shower.
Cheryl Cole
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Have my mind moving faster than that hog in the hedges welcome to the dark recesses where I keep my bars like bath tub ledges.
Lupe Fiasco
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When I come home and I'm tired from filming all day, I expect her to be there and make sure everything is cool for me. You know, like drawing my bath and helping me into bed.
Oliver Reed
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Can that which is unsavory be eaten without salt? or is there any taste in the white of an egg? The Bible, Job 6:6
Frank A Clark
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The cholera most forcibly teaches us our mutual connection. Nothing shows more powerfully the duty of every man to look after the needs of others.
Titus Salt
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Nows the time. Put your salt on the shelf. Go on and love yourself cause everythings gonna be alright.
India Arie
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When Alexander of Macedon was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more worlds to conquer. Eric Bristow is only 27.
Sid Waddell
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Well, no. I was getting into trouble messing around with it for roles. So one night I went home, cut it down with a pair of scissors and then got in the bath and shaved it all off. I've never looked back.
Richard O'Brien
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That was me under the bath and the water being held down. The director wanted it to look as real as possible so he told Keanu, in front of me, don't go easy on her. So it was scary.
Rachel Weisz
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I was in the bath at the time, and my dad came running in and said, 'Guess who they want to play Harry Potter!?' and I started to cry. It was probably the best moment of my life.
Daniel Radcliffe
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What I know about Mike Tyson, I see in the boxing ring. As far as all of the gossip stuff that I hear about him, I know first hand to take that with a grain of salt.
Gerald McRaney
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I left Montana in Spring of 1866, for Utah, arriving at Salt Lake city during the summer.
Calamity Jane
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Yesterday the flame of the Olympic torch was carried through our great state on its way to Salt Lake City.
Jane D Hull
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It is a grand thing to rise in the world. The ambition to do so is the very salt of the earth. It is the parent of all enterprise, and the cause of all improvement.
Anthony Trollope
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Deadlines are meant to be broken. AnI think a lot of contemplation happens in bathtubs. It does for me. Nothing like a hot bath to ease the tension and think about what's going to happen next. d I just keep breaking them.
Sarah McLachlan
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And instead of getting a pepper-and-salt effect, we find very clear and sharp divisions between the dialects of the United States, which are getting more different from each other as time goes on.
William Labov
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Talent in cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work.
Stephen King
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Sure, you can mix the flour, baking soda, salt, shortening, and the whole nine yards, but why wouldn't you just pull out a box of Bisquick?
Sandra Lee
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