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Bath Salt Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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People may think he's not perfect but in my mind he's beyond perfect when you're able to look into his eyes and see the real him. Having his arms wrapped around you because he cares more about you than anything, the way he says I love you and those cute little inside jokes nobody else would understand the way he giggles at your jokes even when they aren't even funny or the way he talks about you to his friends it makes you realize how much he means to you. His flaws make him perfect and when I'm around him I feel like everything's okay again and he's the solution to all my problems.
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Doctors say I need about three weeks of recovery. All the nurses is lovin' me, sayin' 'The best part of the day is my half'. Feedin' me breakfast and giving me a sponge bath.
Biggie Smalls
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Mud bath, acrobat, a midnight drive everybodys slippin everybody survive radio talk show try to project everything you need when you gotta connect.
Rob Zombie
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I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
Rodney Dangerfield
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I can't think of any sorrow in the world that a hot bath wouldn't help, just a little bit.
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Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work.
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The ability to bath a cat is a martial art.
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Everything is a miracle. It is a miracle that one does not dissolve in one's bath like a lump of sugar.
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Some days you just have to cut your losses, run yourself a bath, soak off your stress and let it run down the drain.
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I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
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Childhood is that wonderful time of life when all you need to do to lose weight is take a bath.
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I had not taken a bath in a year nor changed my clothes or removed them except to stick a needle every hour in the fibrous grey wooden flesh of heroin addiction. I did absolutely nothing.
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Fresh out the bubble bath girl you taste so delicious, From when you leave and go to work and how you blow me kisses. The way you come back to the crib and cook and wash the dishes.
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I'm saddened to see that everyone's pitched out the baby with the bath, in that we say that it can't be one or the other, it could be both. I mean, just because we listen to classical music doesn't mean that we can't listen to jazz.
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Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while youre in it, but the longer you stay in, the more wrinkled you get.
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There must be quite a few things that a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them.
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A peasant becomes fond of his pig and is glad to salt away its pork. What is significant, and is so difficult for the urban stranger to understand, is that the two statements are connected by an and not by a but.
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Someone knocks at the door of an apartment to borrow salt or sugar, people run into each other in the elevator, and in this way become inscribed in the spectator's memory.
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Many a man gets weary of clamping down on his rough impulses, which if given occasional release would encourage the living of life with salt in it, in place of dust.
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I knew my mother had it in for me from a young age. My bath toys were an electric toaster and hair-dryer.
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