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Bath Salt Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Be not affronted at a joke. If one throw salt at thee, thou wilt receive no harm, unless thou art raw.
Oliver Goldsmith
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I've always had a mad addiction to salt. I've been known to pick the salt off of pretzels and eat it!
Hayden Panettiere
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I've always had a mad addiction to salt. I've been known to pick the salt off of pretzels and eat it!
Hayden Panettiere
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Nobody likes having salt rubbed into their wounds, even if it is the salt of the earth.
Rebecca West
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I had lunch with a chess champion the other day. I knew he was a chess champion because it took him 20 minutes to pass the salt.
Eric Sykes
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Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body.
Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr
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I've wanted to be a drummer since I was about five years old. I used to play on a bath salt container with wires on the bottom, and on a round coffee tin with a loose wire fixed to it to give a snare drum effect. Plus there were always my Mum's pots and pans. When I was ten, my Mum bought me a snare drum. My Dad bought me my first full drum kit when I was 15. It was almost prehistoric. Most of it was rust.
John Bonham
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Salt is a preservative. It really holds flavor. For example, if you chop up some fresh herbs, or even just garlic, the salt will extract the moisture and preserve the flavor.
Sally Schneider
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Cat lovers can readily be identified. Their clothes always look old and well used. Their sheets look like bath towels and their bath towels look like a collection of knitting mistakes.
Eric Gurney
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It's like having chicken put on the table with salt and pepper.. then somebody takes away the chicken and then you're left with salt and pepper.
The Situation
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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Let yourself be open and life will be easier. A spoon of salt in a glass of water makes the water undrinkable. A spoon of salt in a lake is almost unnoticed.
Buddha
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
Wanda Sykes
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes.
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For every ten jokes, thou hast got a hundred enemies.
Laurence Sterne
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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
David Ogilvy
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A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
TS Eliot
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Always laugh heartily at the jokes your boss tells, it maybe a loyalty test.
Unknown
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Deaf jokes aren't funny, I don't want to hear them.
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